Hi! It's me, 16. Ok so I'm really bored and I was thinking. 'Why don't I make my OWN IZ truth or dare? I mean I've seen other people do it, so why not me?' So this is how this came to be. Please enjoy. Oh another thing: The cast that will be used will be Zim, Gaz, Dib, Tak, and Gir. I don't want it to be over crowded.
Me: Hey everybody! Welcome to Truth or Dare, IZ edition. Ok so time for the ru… Wait a minute. Where's Dib, Zim, and Gir? I know for a fact they said they were coming.
Gaz: Well I don't know about Zim, but me and Dib had to take a bus to get here. I'm guesses Dib missed the bus.
Me: Well that explains Dib, but what about Zim and Gir? Tak do you know?
Tak: How the hell am I supposed to know? I don't know why I even agreed to do this stupid thing. *Tak's now scowling*
Me: *blank expression* You forced me to add you to this thing. *still blank faced*
Tak: Yeah right! Why would I do that?
Me: *still blank faced* You were trapped in the void of space.
Tak: Shut up!
Me: *Normal faced now* Anyway… Well we can't start this thing until those three get here. Hell we can't even…
Dib: Sorry,(gasp) I'm late(gasp). Missed (gasp) my (gasp) bus, and (gasp) I lost (gasp) my way (gasp)…
Me: Geez! Someone get him some water or something before he passes out! *runs to his side and places him on his chair*
Gaz: Why do you care what happens to him? I mean it's not like you're his sister.
Me: For your information Gaz! We can't have him passed out. 'Cause then he'll probably be out for hours, and then we're just gonna have to reschedule this whole thing. And I worked way too hard to just have an incident happen for me to reschedule.
Dib: *finished gulping a quarter of a water bottle* Jeez you really care don't you? Hey what's your name again?
Me: Ok first off; I can soo do without the sarcasm Dib. And secondly, I'll tell you once Zim gets here. Say, you don't where he is do you?
Dib: Uhhh no. I missed the bus and had to run the entire time, because the next bus here would take 3 hours.
Me: Oh…
Gaz: Why are you keeping this stupid game on pause?
Me: *sits down in my chair* Well Gaz it's because…
*CRASH!*
Tak: The wall behind you is destroyed.
Me: Yeah I know that Tak. But please tell me that Zim and Gir destroyed it. That way I won't have to go insane, and then Zim and Gir would be here so we can finally get started.
Tak: …
Zim: Yes it I. ZIM! Now tell me why have you invited us here?
Gir: Woo! Lets do that again! HI!
Me: Hi Gir! Anyway, Zim, everyone, your alll here to play a little game of truth or dare.
Zim: HA! Is that all?
Gaz: Zip it you green skinned freak. It's a different kind of truth or dare. Moron.
Zim: Zim is no moron!
Tak: Oh yes you are Zim. You destroyed half of Irk!
Dib you destroyed your own planet?
Zim: IT WAS AN ACCEDENT! Plus I put the fires out.
Tak: You made those fires worse!
Gir: WOOOO! I wanna listen to my jams!
Me: *slaps face* GUYS! SHUT THE HELL UP!
Everyone: *silence and stares at me*
Me: Good. Ok so lets start off with my introduction. My account name is too much of a mouthful, and since we're technically on the internet I can't say my real name for security reasons…
Tak: Pfft. On Irk no one worried about online stalkers/perves or identity theft.
Zim: Indeed. You humans are really paranoid. Almost as much as the Dib-stink.*pointing at Dib*
Dib: Hey!
Me: ANYWAY!
*silence again*
Me: As I was saying. For those reasons you can call me 16. Yes I do know that, that's a number and not a name but who asked you!
*still silence*
Me: So on with the rules of this game..
Gaz: Are you kidding me? Everyone knows the rules on truth or dare.
Tak: Yeah even Irkan's know how to play.
Me: Guys its not that I think your all to brain dead to not know who to play. It's just that this game is different.
Dib: Different how?
Me: Well for one: Instead of going on with turns. We're playing with rounds.
Everyone but Gir: Rounds!
Gir: Waffles!
Me: Yes, rounds. No, waffles.
Gir: Aww
Me: Yes, rounds. And it'll go in this order. Me first, the Zim, then Gaz, then Tak, then, Dib, then Gir, and finally, the readers of this thing.
Gir: So your saying that you'll start off by asking all of us truth or dare then it goes to Masta, then Gazzy, then Big-head, then Takky, ME!, then the readers of this thing get to ask us either truth, or to make us do a dare in the end?
*dead silence and huge stares going on at Gir's direction*
Gir: What?
Me: Actually that's right Gir. How'd you know?
Gir: TACOS!
Me: Well I guess we'll never know but that's pretty much how this game is different from the other truth or dare games.
Zim: But… How did…
Me: Zim? We kinda need to move on now. No time for questions we all know we won't get answers from.
Everyone but Gir nods in agreement.
Ok I know this was pretty long to start off with, but this was just to show the rules of this thing. Don't worry they'll get more clear in the next one.
