Another idea I had. I had fun typing this. Plus, it actually turned out rather well this time.
Touhou belongs to ZUN. This is fanfiction.
"All right, everyone, settle down," Keine Kamishirasawa ordered as she walked into the classroom. Her students, who were chattering loudly, gradually fell quiet when she entered the room. Keine flipped open the attendance book and glanced around the room. Cirno, Mystia, Rumia, Chen, and Utsuho, to name a few…yes, everyone was here.
"Well. Good morning, everyone. I hope you had a nice weekend," Keine said, smiling. "Now, if you would please open up your notebooks so I see if you did your homework…"
The sound of rustling filled the air as the students dug into their backpacks and retrieved their homework. Some students took the opportunity to exchange a few words with each other while others did a last minute check of their work. When Keine was sure everyone had their homework out, she started to walk around the room.
"Good…good…oops, Wriggle, you skipped number 15 there…good…"
Everyone had done their homework. It was perfect.
"Cirno, I'm impressed. You're getting better," Keine commented as she scanned Cirno's homework. Then, she turned to the girl sitting next to her.
"…."
"Utsuho?"
"Yes?"
Utsuho Reiuji was sitting with a blissful smile on her face.
"Where is your homework?"
Unlike the other students, who had at least attempted the assignment, Utsuho's notebook was completely blank. Keine sighed heavily as she searched for at least one completed problem. Nothing.
"…Unyuu?" Utsuho looked very confused.
"Where is your homework?" Keine repeated, beginning to get frustrated.
With a blank look on her face, Utsuho asked, "There was homework?"
The entire class went silent as Keine stood at her full height. Parsee averted her gaze while Wriggle put her head down on her desk in defeat. Kisume retreated into her bucket. Chen's ears perked up and she watched on curiously. Cirno looked questioningly at Utsuho, who was glancing around at her classmates nervously. Why did everyone get so quiet all of the sudden?
"Huh? Huh?" Utsuho stammered, flapping her wings anxiously.
"Utsuho…come here," Keine said cheerfully. A little too cheerfully.
Utsuho took the bait. Beaming slightly, she stood up and walked up to Keine.
"Y-yeess?" she asked, fidgeting.
WHACK!
"Owo….whooaaa…" Utsuho clutched her now-throbbing head as she stumbled back dizzily. Keine merely rubbed her forehead where she had head-butted Utsuho, then walked away to check the rest of the class's homework. The rest of the class in question was currently wincing just from looking at Utsuho, who was now in a lot of pain.
Looks like she'll never forget her homework again.