The Parody

This is just another parody of Pirates of the Caribbean

Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl or anything else.

The Boy

It was a foggy day and the Dauntless slid sssslllllooooowwwly through the water. On the deck an ugly little girl which was a young Elizabeth Swan, was butchering the song 'A Pirates Life For Me'. She was suddenly stopped (much to the relief of the crew) by a hand grabbing her shoulder. It was a non pirate version of Mr. Gibbs.

" Shut your hole you spoiled child, or I'll throw you to the sharks. " He threatened.

The ugly child or Elizabeth started to cry and attracted Norrington (who had a thing for little girls). " Mr. Not yet a pirate, that will do", he said in a very mean way.

" But she was butchering a good song, bad luck to be butchering a good song cause it attracts umbrellas and little boys." Gibbs pouted.

Elizabeth told them that she found little boys rather fascinating.

The men, along with ugly Elizabeth's father went away to continue doing absolutely nothing. So Elizabeth got a new idea. She decided to stare at the water and look for drowning little boys. A pink frilly umbrella suddenly drifted by. Elizabeth had to think a moment before she realized that that was not normal. She was about to inform the crew when she saw a boy on a piece of wood.

" Look look there's a pirate boy in the waaater!" She screamed at the top of her lunges.

All of the crew except Norrington, Governor Swan and Mr. Gibbs leapt into the water. The three turned and saw a burning ship.

" It's the fourth of July! " The Governor cried with glee.

" Sir that holiday was not yet invented", Norrington commented. The boy was then dragged on board.

" He's not breathing, lets do CPR! " grinned Norrington. As the future commodore was about to perform CPR the boy started breathing. " Darn. " Norrington cursed.

" My beautiful Elizabeth that can do no wrong, stay with the pirate and make sure you steal all of his valuables ". Governor Swan told his not so perfect daughter.

" Of course Pa , the little witch of a girl agreed. The boy woke up and started gagging when he saw Elizabeth. " What's your name Dearie? " She cackled.

" Wwwww….Will Turner." He gasped. Elizabeth saw he was about to get up and escape so she hit him on the head with a pan she kept hidden in her dress. As she was examining the poor boy she spotted his shiny medallion, he wore around his neck.

" Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh purty," She said as she drooled all over his shirt, " you must be a pirate, " she finally concluded.

She was abruptly startled when Norrington snuck up behind her. " Has he said anything? " He said as he adjusted his ugly brown wig.

Elizabeth stuck here new medallion into her underwear. " Nope, he said he was named wwwww…Will Turner, and I think he is a pirate because he has a cursed pirate medallion, and he doesn't even like me." She answered as she pocketed the other goods she stole from him.

" Ooohhh, ok well if he wakes up let me know ok? " He mumbled as he turned to leave. Elizabeth examined the cursed medallion and then decided to continue her game of look for drowning boys. She completely ignored the evil looking black-sailed pirate ship that she saw sailing away.

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A/N: Well that was the first chapter, hope ya liked please review and help me with ideas. =^-^=