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Im working on what might be the second to the last chappy?
Title: bruce wayne is ten years old ...and he hates it
Chapter 1
"What the -" jason gape When he flung the door open to reveal two boys on his doorstep.
Two identical kids to be exact.
"Can we come-"
"Todd, i order-"
Two mouths said at the same time. One was wearing a robin costume but unmasked and the other one seemed to be struggling in an overly large batman suit.
"What is -" todd exploded.
Damian cut him off by pushing him out of the way as he stride inside. He look around before he collapse in the cleanest part of the couch and announce. "This place is a dump."
Todd flush red.
The other boy give todd a painful apologetic look as he follow damian inside. He silently agreed with damian's observation and he feel a bit sad that his estranged boy is living in such an appaling state.
Normally red hood dislike having the batfam visiting him but they all seemed to have an unwritten rule that if magic is involved, exceptions are allowed.
Todd ignore damian and startle the doppelganger when todd grab his cheek and move his head from side to side. "So...magic?" He asked as he release the kid.
"You could have just ask." The boy grumble as he rub his cheek.
Damian nodded.
Todd was beginning to suspect why robin visited him. This past few months robin would sometimes work alone at night and is fine using a motorbike back and forth from the city to the batcave but maybe damian's bike broke? Where the heck is batman anyway?
Whatever. anyway the impt thing is, he wants to see the firework when batmam finds out what happen to his baby bird and sooo... "Let me drive you boys back." He offer.
The other boy surprise him when he toss a set of keys at him.
"What he fucking let you drive his batmobile?" He look at damian with mix anger and envy. He completely miss bruce confuse look.
"Wait. Who do you think i am?" Bruce asked as he grab his son's forearm.
Todd shrugged. "A doppelganger." He said matter of fact.
Bruce open and close his mouth like a fish. He throw damian a warning look before he let go of todd's. "Okey."
"Just drive us." Damian huffed.
##
Later ...
Jason have to admit that he probably have died and gone to heaven when he finally was granted permission to drive the batmobile. He was howling with laughter as he finally put the car to a stop right in the center of the batcave's parking space.
Damian normally took things in stride when it comes to the reckless way his father drive the monstrosity but jason had took it on the entire level alltogether as he cut corners within cut corners and had Him yelling at jason nonstop. Not feeling too good, he frantically open the door with uncharacteristic whine and fled towards the railing that seperate the cave floor from the abyss. He almost heave his entire body into the emptiness.
Jason wonder if he could ask batman this batmobile for his bday. The driver's seat after all could fit huge guys like him and batman and...damian in ten years. No wonder damian needs him to drive this thing. Besides he heard batman is building a new one.
He was lost in his daydream as he swagger out of the car. He ignore the grim countenance of the boy who followed him out.
"We can take it from here todd." Damian said dismissively as he recover. He began to approach the changing room after he get rid of his mask, gauntlet and cape and set it on the table.
The other kid simply went straight to the huge monitor and began peering at the multi panel window to the side before he drag the chair closer and sit down.
"Where's alfred?" Todd asked mostly to prolong his stay. As usual he ignore damian. He was looking and prying onto everything greedily. How he miss this place!
"Vacation." The doppelganger answer while pecking at the keyboards. He didn't,not once, look where jason is roaming to.
Red Hood was trying to clean his robin monument display with the cuff of his jacket when damian pops up into the story again dress this time in his civvies.
"Go home todd!" Damian shouted when he saw that todd was still there.
Bruce frown at damian's extreme rudeness at this point. But before he could give his son a piece of his mind, damian had already presented himself in front of him.
"Here father." He said in a tone of respect he normally reserve for his parents and grandpa and even dick sometimes.
Jason almost trip as he climb down from the stairs. "What?" He squeeked.
Bruce was studying the clothes damian had offered. He notice it was damian's favorite casual clothes which is flattering and damian meanwhile was hoping that his father is most plea-
"Bruce?!"
The two kids jumped when they heard the roar.
Jason was so pissed he is going to give his father a spanking.
"Yes son?" Bruce look at jason with mix trepidation and horror. He wonder if this is the perfect time to have jason's mind snap and -
Jason look down at his father. "Heh." He said, he couldnt believe Bruce was this small considering he was larger than life. His anger died down, however he have to at least try. "Youre a pipsquek." He put both hands on bruce's shoulder condescendingly while saying that fact coldly.
"And i..." He lift the small kid by the armpit to his eye level and without warning sang with a giddy sort of sap. "...love youuuuu." He rub his cheeks to bruce's cheek and give the guy a spin.