FRANK HERE. I'm sitting here with my awesome girlfriend Hazel at Camp Jupiter. If you're new here, you might want some advice. Demigod to demigod though, you can never get enough good advice.

If you're no good at combat, find at least one strength. Mine is changing into different animals, but that's pretty rare. Normally I'd use a bow and arrows. You could be different. Hazel uses a Roman spatha made from Imperial Gold. My friend Percy Jackson (I'm sure you've heard of him. He was praetor here and even though he's Greek, he's a legend here) uses a bronze sword called Riptide. Anyways, my advice is find your strength. It might be hard, it was for me, but you have one.

Oh, what's that Hazel? Sorry the War Games are starting. You're welcome to join us. Welcome to the Fifth Cohort.

HEY IT'S HAZEL. Was my boyfriend talking to you? He's so sweet, like a big teddy bear- Frank I'm complementing you, you should be flattered. I am going to make him stop being so insecure one way or another, even if I have to kiss him to make him stop talking that way.

Let's go the Games are starting! We're defending, or did Frank tell you that? Apparently not. Come on I'll show you the battle strategy we're going to use. It's simple really, first we wait for the attacking team to come to us, while fifteen or so people scout ahead to warn us. When they give the signal, we get ready and hide with our weapons ready. Then, Hannibal the Elephant charges in to scare or chase people away. If that doesn't work, charge okay? Find an enemy and fight them back. Don't hurt anyone too badly though, my friend Gwen almost died during these games. Oh- I shouldn't have told you that.

Anyways, good luck! Let's go!

READY? OK. We're waiting by the fire. You want more advice? It's okay, Hazel, you didn't have to give advice, you described our battle strategy.

Okay well, if you find an enemy you know you can't beat, don't fight them unless you absolutely have to. Like now, you don't have to fight anybody. Of course you do anyways, 'cause it's training. But one time me and Percy had to fight this really nasty giant who couldn't die in his homeland, where he was. Long story short, we dragged him into Canada and I killed him there. But I was desperate. Really desperate. Hazel can tell you (Yes I really was. Gods... thanks Hazel).

There's the signal! Get ready, dude.

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Here they come! Wait for Hannibal... 'kay there he goes! Charge!

STAY CLOSE TO ME AND FRANK. You have a weapon right? Good. Watch to your left! Good swing. Take that, First Cohort! You're doing great. Stay on guard though. Frank and I are going to split up. Frank, go left, we'll go right.

Drive them away! Yes! You did it, you drove that guy away. You're extremely good in combat. You could be Frank's sibling, his dad is Mars. Me? Oh my father is Pluto. It's rare, I know. My half brother, Nico di Angelo, is the son of his Greek form, Hades. Oh we should keep moving! Don't worry, your godly parent will claim you soon.

Oh that grizzly bear over there? Don't worry it's just Frank. Where he gets his ideas, I don't know.

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You're pretty good with your sword! I think we drove them away! We won! Go Fifth Cohort! And our newest member! Good job to you, to Frank. You need a kiss.

WHAT'S THAT? GLOWING ABOVE YOU? Holy Jupiter! You're father is Mars! Like mine! I guess we're related. Cool. I've always wanted a (brother/sister)! We better tell Reyna. Follow us! Welcome to the family. I hope you don't mind animals or PDA, because you're going to get plenty of it- Camp Jupiter or Camp Half Blood.