AUTHORS NOTE: Read note at the bottom when done reading.
DISCLAIMER: We do not own these characters. God help them if we did.
"Sakura..."
"Kakashi..."
"Sakura..."
"Kakashi..."
"Sakura..."
"Oh Kakashi..."
"Sakura...oh... Sakura"
"KAKASHI!" Sakura's voice filled the air, high pitched and squeely, just like that of Ino Pigs'.
"Sakura i love you more than the desire of the burning embers of the oven of the ramen shack of Konoha of The Land of Fire of the anime series Naruto!" Kakashi MOANED as he impailed her on his penis, thrusting the tiny organ into her, like he would with his fingers into his nose, if he ever were to loose his precious mask.
"Kakashi show me your face," Sakura whispered, as she coiled her toes around his gluetious maximas, like a pretsal, gradually they seeped into his anus.
Kakashi obeyed this command by wrenching his mask from his mysteriously mysteriouse stubble, which acted as a valcrow to keep the mask on his face. Thier lips sloshed together in sloshyness. flem flowed flewently from their festive fiasty firery kiss.
Clutching like a dieng man to a cliff face Kakashi squeezed Sakura's breasts almost to popping point, the saggerty flesh moalding to the shape of his hand.
Their hearts beated in unison, knocking at eachother like a bad joke. the motion of thier movement became rythmic, like 'The Beatles' played backwards.
Glorious moans and groans gaggled from their gaggling bodies, as the gaggle that was kakashi's balls gaggling about. Sakura's stomach churned at the thought of his gaggle. Her blood-shot eyes erupted open, as he erupted into her. She erupted seconds later, just in time for them to be able to erupt together. ERUPTION! ERUPTION! ERUPTION!
"Sakura..."
"Kakashi..."
"Sakura..."
"Kakashi..."
"Sakura..."
"Oh Kakashi..."
"Sakura...oh... Sakura"
Yes ok indeed that WAS a piss take lol. my friend and i got together and decided to write a spoof on sex scenes and mistakes people make when writing. Such as bad spelling, repetition of words, and rediculously long sentences. YES we all do it now and again and we all need to work on it haha. My other story is seriously done (even though it is a comedy) it is a Jiraiya/Kakashi fic... and no it is not yaoi lol, its called 'TRIVIAL PERVSUIT'. My friend's other story is a Vampire Hunter D fic called 'Vampier Hunter D Bloodlust: LEFT OUT AGAIN'. (Shonen Ai warning for her fanfic) her user name is 'The 8th bird hyuuga neji'.
Hope you didnt get too much of a horrific shock when you read the story lol.
xoxo
PS sorry for bad spelling in note, dont have spell check lol.