GokuXVegeta YAOI, "my precious"

Im a yaoi fan, and this just so happens to be one of my favorite yaoi pairings.

This is my first yaoi and DBZ fanfic. Criticism will be accepted so long as It don't burn me or my story or anything. I do not own dragon ball Z or the characters in the story except for jessica. She's an original made up by yours truly.

"Smoochie, smoochie"

On a cold christmas eve night, there was a tall, young man standing under some mistletoe. He was waiting, although impatiently, for somebody.

Goku: c'mon, Vegeta, where are you?

The tall young man, goku, was obviously waiting on vegeta, who was nowhere to be seen. As goku is standing and waiting, a shorter but beauiful young lady in a foxy (but not really! And this is where I come in!) Mrs. Claus dress, hat, and ball earrings walks up to him.

Jessica: Hey Goku. Why so long in the face? It's christmas eve! You should be having fun!

Goku: I've been waiting here for vegeta for damn near half an hour. Do you know what's up, jess?

Jessica: No, sorry. Hey, you thirsty?

Goku: No, but come to think of it, im kinda hungry. Say, is that your cookies I smell in the kitchen? Cause if they are, then they burning.

Jessica was making gingerbread people in the oven. She, thanks to Goku, has just realized that she forgot to take them out for them to cool.

Jessica: (smells the air) WAHH! I didn't! Oh, crap! Please, oh please don't be burnt!

Goku: (laughs at jess)

Jessica: Shut up! (Takes out cookies; comes out with a plate & 2 cups of egg nog set on the coffee table and two cookies on napkins beside)

Goku: (stops laughing) Now, where the hell is he? (Looks at watch)

uh-oh! Somebody's impatient!

Goku: If he's not here in two minutes, im leavin'!

Jessica: UGH! Where is he?! If that asshole isn't here soon, ill kill him!!

Time seems to be passing so slowly. Minutes like hours, hours like days.

Jessica: Goddamn it! Where is vegeta?

Goku: How should I know?!

All of a sudden, goku's tail lights up with excitement. A certain dark, shadow-covered figure walked up behind him.

Jessica:(looking behind her obviously taller than herself friend) well, well. Look what the cat dragged in! (To Vegeta) So where were you this whole time?!

Goku: jess, who exactly are you talking to?

Jessica: Look behind you!

Looking behind himself, he saw who Jess was talking to and pointing at, a figure who was as tall as her. It was Vegeta. Vegeta's finally here!

Jess: So Ill just leave you two alone, then. Scream if you need anything! (Both tell her they will, and she runs into her room)

Goku: Hi.

Vegeta: Hi.

Goku: Where the hell were you?! Do you have any idea how long I was waiting for!

Vegeta: No, but what does it matter now, kakarrot? I'm here right now, arent I?

Goku: yes you are.

YAY! He's finally getting his wish! Of course, jessica is watching the mates kiss under the mistletoe!

Jess: yes! It worked!

--THE END--

WHAT DO YA THINK? WAS IT GOOD? BAD? ANYWAYS, IF YOU GUYS WANT ME TO, I MIGHT WRITE A SEQUEL. JUST GIVE THE IDEAS AND I'LL DO THE REST. LATER, Y'ALL!