To my devoted fans…
I'm very sorry about what you are about to read.
Better yet, don't read it at all!
Go find some crappy MelloxOC fic. With lots of plot holes and OOCness. And flame the hell out of it. Then read some therapeutic good!fic. Like something by Flamika or whatever. Peace out, homes.
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Mello sighed melodramatically. His life was pointless. /wrist/wrist/wrist And the worst part was…
HE WAS PREGGERS!
It was all Matt's fault. "Use a condom," Mello reminded him, but nooooooooo, 'condoms give you AIDS'. Or something like that. Mello wasn't quite sure what Matt had said at that point, cause he was too stoned to care. Matt's hand shoved down his pants added to his distraction a little, too. Your mom om nom nommed your face off in bed last night.
This was terrible. This was horrible. This was a no good, very bad… situation. Where would Mello go? What would he do? Would anyone get these literary allusions? Does anyone reading this fic even know what a literary allusion is? Is the author even using the term correctly? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
The world may never know. Because the author has a TERMINAL DISEASE. And (s)he is stoned off his/her water.
It is a thing of terrifying terror when an author fails to finish his/her thought or story. Like the Wheel of Time Series? Yeah. The author dropped dead halfway through writing the last book. WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?! It's not like Stephen King dropped dead halfway through It. Hell, he survived getting hit by a fucking car. Anyway, an author dropping dead in the middle of a series is a very bad thing. It is horrifying. Imagine if I dropped dead midway through writing this.
Yeah. Like I said. Horrific.
Anyway…
Mello dropped dead.
JKJKJK (Rowling)
DUMBLEDORE BLOWS SNA—Oh, wrong series.
(Spoiler alert, btw.)
x3
Can't say I didn't warn you.
Love you bitches. CLIFFHANGER! REVIEW AND GIMME LIKE… 57482937584 REVIVEWS OR I WON'T REVIEW!111ONEONEELEVENTYPENIS!! And Mello won't love you anymore if you don't review. So review.