Soos was spending a day playing his favorite video game: Super Space Fights. He had reached the final boss, Lord Bader.
"Aw dude, this is gonna be so raaaaaad." Soos remarked as began to press buttons seemingly at random. His character, Lee Spacerunner, began to attack wildly at the main boss.
Suddenly, the electricity went out. The tv went to black, and the Soos favorite lava lamp stopped glowing.
"Aw come on." Soos complained. "I was just about to laser cut him with my rad laser sword. That would've been so rad."
Soos looked around his room for a few seconds. His abuelita was out satiating her gambling addiction by playing Texas Hold Em out with her other old lady friends.
He decided to go to the Mystery Shack. Surely Stan and the author of the journals, his brother. After all, Stan always said the author was an enormous nerd.
On his way to the shack, Soos reckoned that the author of the journals line could make an awesome meme. He also recognized that that was a really poor attempt He also noticed that it was darker than usual.
In a few minutes Soos had arrived at the Shack. The entire Pines family was up in the gift shop, mostly pointing at the sky and gaping.
"What the heck is that?!" Screamed Mabel, Stan, and Dipper. Ford rapidly flipped through each of his journals in turn.
"I don't understand, I thought I had something in here," Ford yelled. Gosh he was such a nerd.
"What's up dudes. I hope your guys' day is going rad."
"Soos, what are you doing here?!" Dipper yelled.
"Oh you know me dude. Just hangin', being totally rad."
"Soos you have to get back to your home!" Mabel cried.
"Oh come on dudes. My electricity went tout, and that's not rad at all."
"Soos, you've already used the word rad six different times in this chapter!" Stan yelled.
"Well dude, this is just gonna be the raddest fanfiction ever."
"Enough foruth wall jokes! Look!" cried Ford. Jeez what an enourmous dork.
Soos began to notice things in the sky. Large things. Reaaly large things. Really large things that happened to be half robot and have lasers attached to them.
"Dude, are those...laser sharks?!"
Indeed, Soos was correct. An enourmous foeet was descending upon the smal Oregon town. One shark snapped its large pink maw as the jetpack fitted into the robot part of the shark gently lowered it down.
"Guys what the **** are laser sharks doing here?!And why was my curse word bleeped out?!"
We're trying to keep this PG, Soos.
Soos pulled his hat down on his head. He grabbed his favorite shovel.
"Guys...it's time to beat up laser sharks and look totally rad while doing it."
With an Indian chief whoop, Soos ran into the battle as the first sharks reached ground level. He hit the first shark over the head with his trusty shovel, then jumped on another shark and ripped out its eye, also with the shovel. "YOU GUYS JUST GOT SHOVELED!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. He then proceeded to punch a third shark repeatedly. With a final dying robot noise, the shark fell to the ground. Soos leapt behind the shark as he began to take laser fire from other sharks.
Soos pulled out a grenade that had been in his pocket the whole time and threw it at a group of five sharks. The shark all exploded into an explosion, robot and shark bits flying everywhere. Soos then pulled out a pistol and began firing at another shark. The shark returned fire, the laser setting the shark Soos was hiding behind on fire. Soos fell back while shotting the shark, dodging lasers left and right. Eventually he hit the sharks red glowing robot eye, and it began to short out. Soos dived out of the way as the way as the shark crashed into the ground and exploded.
Soos stood there, panting among the remains of about tennlaser sharks. He turned to the Pines who gave him a look of utmost respect.
"C'mon guys," Soos said, basically making him the leader. "We gotta head into town to help them defend against the laser sharks!"