Lee's Special Halloween Costume
Hello all. This is a simple oneshot. I'm trying to break from my mold to write something humorous, but please don't laugh at my crudeness. Review-flames accepted.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I DAMN SURE OWN LEE'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME
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Lee POV
I was bouncing up and down. It was the 30th of October, and I was hoping to impress my beautiful flower Sakura-san with my even MORE beautiful new spandex ORANGE and BLACK duplex spandex ultra mega tight special youthful body suit! It even had lines to make my muscles more youthful and made me look like a cute youthful pumpkin! My youthful friend Naruto loved it, saying he liked the orange. But I don't know why Naruto was grinning and saying how Sakura-san would love it and its youthfulness. He especially smiled more when he said that, but it had a beautiful youthful sheen to it.
But anyway, I'm going along with it. After all, Gai-sensei will be joining me in going to Sasuke's party! Ahh, his youthful presence outdoes mine. Also, since he has made me the green beast of Konoha, I must do the same youthful thing to one of my youthful friends! I have tried to dub Naruto has the orange beast of Konoha, but he has changed to wear black after I said so.
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"Sakura-saaaaaan!" I bounced up and down youthfully on Sasuke-kun's couch, trying to reach for one of her arms. She was splendidly dressed in a Uchiha kimono, which Sasuke had unyouthfully responded to. I was going to Primary Lotus him, but my dear Sakura-san shook her head tearfully. The party was an epitome of pure unyouth. To make sure you know how Sakura-san's face was like, I will make a small drawing:
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But after I gave her my youthful smile, it became this:
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And then she burst into youthful laughter and said a impromptu 'Lee, you are so weird.' I'm certainly making progress, ne?
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