Dare 1: The Chilli Challenge
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Shadow were seated at their table in the fast food joint. Tails was tearing into his nachos like it was made with the last corn chips on Mobius, Amy was eating some chicken nuggets, Knuckles was enjoying a slice of pizza, and Shadow was silently taking bites out of a hamburger. Sonic was still waiting for his order, and very impatiently, because waiting had always been amongst his least favourite things to do (up there with swimming, not getting any sleep, and listening to Eggman talk about his 'master plans'). Finally, their bored teenage server walked towards their table. "Three chilli dogs with jalapenos and extra chilli sauce?"
"That'd be me," Sonic called out. He instantly bit off half of a chilli dog, then noticed that Shadow was staring at him. "What? If you want one, you should've bought one."
"You do realise how weird it is that your diet is eighty percent chilli dog, right?" Shadow asked.
Sonic shrugged and put the rest of the chilli dog in his mouth. "Hey, they're my thing the way running is."
"Yeah, and that dumb grin you always wear."
"Hey! Do NOT mess with the grin!"
Things had escalated pretty quickly. Knuckles started chanting "Fight! Fight! Fight!" Amy and Tails glared at him. "Okay, fine, I'll stop, you killjoys."
Shadow thought for a second. "I reckon you can't fit a chilli dog in that grin. Sideways. With the entire thing showing."
"Is that a bet?" Sonic guessed.
"Twenty Rings."
"You're on, faker."
One minute later
There was chilli sauce everywhere. All the jalapenos were on the floor or the table. Onions were stuck to the chair. But there was definitely one entire chilli dog in Sonic's mouth, sideways. He triumphantly said "Pay up, faker," but it came out more like "Hay uh, hay her."
Shadow pulled out two Ring boxes with a sickened expression on his face. "You infinitely disgust me," he muttered, before taking the rest of his burger and warping off in a flash of Chaos Control.
Tails high-fived Sonic. Amy took a picture and uploaded it to Ringstagram. "sonic just p0wned shadz in a bet lol #datfacetho" was soon on the internet. Laughing with his friends, Sonic took the chilli dog out of his mouth. "Who wants some?" he asked jokingly. Tails, Knuckles and Amy backed away. "Ha! Thought so. More for me!"
