Road Trip with Cyclops and Jean Grey p4

Chapter 4

"Ahhh, nothing like soaking it up in a hot tub at the Radisson Inn, right boys?" Scott asked

"I'm gonna soak up the sun, gonna tell everyone.." Jean droned drunkenly as she staggered into the tub with a large glass of ginger ale

"Oh great. Here comes Ms. Werewolf" Logan grunted sarcastically, lighting his cigar

"Say…that lighting. That reminds me of something…" Scott teased jokingly

"NO! NO MORE SINGING!" Logan thundered

"Ok" Scott replied

"Ugh… Thank God" Logan heaved before seeing Scott strum his electric guitar

"You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar. If it was I said to you, girl; we couldn't get much lighter." Scott sang dramatically

"Ooh! I love Doors music!" Jean squealed

"Jean…You're not helping." Logan hissed before saying to Scott "GIVE ME THAT FRICKIN GUITAR!"

"C'mon baby, light my fire, c'mon baby, light my fire. Try to set to the night on fire." Scott crooned

"Aaargh!" Logan lunged for Scott, only to miss and fall into the pool and on top of Gambit

"The time to hesitate is through. No time to wallow in the mire. Try now we can only lose, and our love become a funeral pyre." Scott crooned as Jean caressed him

"You've got to be joking." Logan grunted

"Urmph! Logan, please…get off me." Remy wheezed before hearing distinctive rap music "Oh no…"

"What?" Logan asked before seeing Jean "Not that again"

"Grey Jean Grey desperado, rough rider, no you don't want nada, none of this, sister, six-shootin this, it's like I'm telling ya. Any damsel in distress better in that dress when she meets Jean Grey. So don't get bumrushed breakout at the Wild Wild West!" Jean rapped with Colossus, Bobby, Tabitha and Kitty as backup singers

"Oh brother… KNOCK IT OFF!" Logan hollered before noticing the spider blade whirring at him and Remy's direction

"Now what?" Both men asked in unison

"BLAM! CRASH! FIZZ! SPLASH! THWACK!"

"Ow…" Bobby moaned

"Check please." Jean asked rhetorically

"Hey Logan." Remy asked

"Oh god Gambit now what?" Logan snapped

"I can fly!" Remy boasted

"Ohh…ohh." Logan moaned

"You okay, Logan?" Remy asked

"Just an aneurysm of sheer stupidity." Logan growled

"Gee, didn't think you were that stupid, Logan." Remy joked

"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!" Logan screamed in annoyance, augrish and desperation