Chapter One

Disclaimer: I do not own H.P. or anything that is related to it, they belong to Rowling… "My coffee, where is it!?" snape peers around at the muraders "I need my coffee I was studying and I have a test later. I NEED MY COFFEE!" they all shrug. He then mumbles, "need coffee…" falling asleep on his book. Sirius says, "lets just leave him here so that he doesn't hex us if we try to wake him up." They all wander away forgetting about Sevvies test…oops. I'm sure that was completely a slip of their minds with all their tricks and all.

A/N thank you Catling for being my beta reader and not killing me for the grammar in it. lol.

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We have Hermione sitting in lovely potions bored out of her mind. Yeah, she took all the notes, easily finished the assignment, and knew all the answers. Draco, most Slytherins in general, some Ravenclaws, a few Hufflepuffs, and a couple Gryffindors considered her the 'know-it-all-mudblood'. … She needed a change.

No not a lackadaisical, apathetical change, but something different that boredom was getting to her. Yeah to her it was an exciting time. To make everything worse Draco was sitting directly behind her in potions. On the positive side Harry and Ron were near her, but still Draco was behind her.

"Is the mudblood dosing off? No, not little miss prefect." Draco intones lazily. Hermione just says yawning, "I'm done with my work and notes." Draco looks confused, " Try repeating that without yawning this time. If you can handle that, but after all you are a mudblood." She looks at him; "At least I'm not trying to pick a fight from the evil boredom." "Evil? Erm… anyway." He mumbles. Hermione glances at him, " I said I'm done with my work and notes." She yawns again.

Snape sneers, "Ms. Granger have you been paying attention?" Hermione looks at him, "Yeah." He looks at her, "Then why were you mumbling to Draco behind you, may I ask?" Hermione mutters, " No," Draco busts up laughing and she finishes after glaring at him, " Because I'm done with all the work, notes, and he's annoying." Snape glares at them, "Are you done as well Mr. Malfoy?" Draco lazily says, "yeah," he then continues to mutter, "no, I'm not done, never. I'm on a whole problem one." At this Neville is looking at him like he is insane; while Ron, Hermione, and Harry snicker. Snape looks disgusted at them, " Would you mind saying that audibly Mr. Malfoy?" Draco looks unsure at this, "Probably not considering." Snape yells, " Stay quiet then, Class is about over! Granger and Draco if you're bored have a lesson planned for Tuesday. Enjoy!" at this he just snickers.

Draco mumbles, "Goodie! Bet the lesson is better anyway." He then proceeds to kick Hermione's chair. There is a loud 'crack' and Hermione is tipped over. She falls to the ground and looks up annoyed, "What did you do now Malfoy?" She says, "repairo." Watching the chair fix itself. Snape bellows, "NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND GRANGER AND MALFLOY!?" Draco glares at Snape while Hermione looks slightly abashed. The class bell rings and they are off to Herbiology.

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This time Hermione is once again bored out of her mind, again finished with everything. The Slytherins are sharing the class again. Whose cruel area idea was it to put those classes back to back with the Slytherins? She once again even had Draco behind her. This day just kept getting better and better. Now she even had to do a lesson plan, maybe it will be better anyways.

Draco says drawling, " Why'd you have to get us stuck planning and executing a lesson plan?" Hermione snorts in disgust, " It was your reply that irked him. You also had mumbled that it might be more interesting so don't try to blame it all on me." Draco ponders, "Irked? What was the rest of that? Wasn't paying attention." Hermione disgruntled says, " You're impossible. How is it that you can basically sleep but get hung up on the word irked?" At this Draco sneers, " Talent." Hermione mutters, "Should've guessed."

The bell rings and the class slowly gets up Lavender jumps startled while Dean is trying to wake up Semus. Hermione mutters to Ron and Harry, " Hey, I'll meet up with you at lunch. I have to go to the common room and to the library." Harry somewhat grasps the idea through a veil of sleep, " All right," yawn, "Meet you there." Ron, Harry, and most of the school slowly wanders to the library.

"Here's the book I borrowed, have you gotten the other one turned back in yet?" The librarian shakes her head. Hermione looking dejected says, "Can you tell me who has it?" the Librarian looks it up, " Malfoy, Lucius. Umm that can't be right. This is supposed to change to whoever has the book, maybe he never turned it back in." she pauses, "That can't be right in his account was cleared when he left. Give me a moment and let me recheck."

Hermione wanders over to the nearest bookshelf and picks a book up The 101 Uses of the Dark Arts. She shivers why would she pick that up? She hurriedly shoves it back on the shelf. She walks to another shelf The Everyday Uses of Bulborus Pus. "No, I'll pass" she mutters knowing that someone could have left bulborus pus inside.

She sees a book in the corner and goes to pick it up when she sees a book next to it labeled Curses for the Everyday Need. She mutters, "Why would you need a curse everyday, unless you were dealing with Malfoy?" She grabs the book, "AHHHH! It has fangs." At this the book grows fangs and eyes. It looks at her confused and grows little feet pushing itself into the air. It just floats there while Hermione's eyes get about three times larger than normal.

She whispers terrified, "The book is flying," at this she goes to move and it lands on her shoulder. To say the least she screams again. At this opportune moment Draco peeks inside, "What is the mudblood yelling about? I could hear her down the hall." He looks at her, then the book, then her again. He starts rolling on the floor with laughter. Hermione smacks the book off and it snarls at her. She starts to run to the front with the book quickly flying after her. Its fangs are glowing with an Erie light and it's snarling. You hear this 'creak' as the book flys, it not being awake for awhile.

Draco is still laughing and is now gasping for air. Hermione loudly mutters, " It has to be me. Why can't it be Malfoy or someone else can it?" She passes Draco by the door when he puts his foot out. "Don't you get me involved when you get a book mad at you." She hurries to get up when he mutters; "You know how ridiculous that sounds?"

Hermione continues to glare at him. Getting up she runs down the hall. Seeing the Transfiguration classroom she ducks into it shutting the door behind her. McGonegal looks at her, " What do I owe you interrupting my class?" Hermione glows slightly red and she stutters out, "book….chasing….me…in the ..hall. had…fangs." McGonegal just looks at her confused, "Open the door and I'll stun it." A few of the Seventh years laugh. Hermione warily opens the door and hears a scream down the hall. She hears more laughing and all she catches is a glimpse of teeth before feeling fangs sink into her shoulder and an amazingly bright green flash.

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