Me: *strikes dramatic pose* Guess who's back! Mwahahahaha
Harry: -_-' I sewed her up real good didn't I? After she spontaneously combusted, but now she and her 'qualities' are back and she has brought new ones! O.o
Me: *Still dramatically posing* . and one of those qualities is that I am… STUCK IN THIS RIDICULOUS POSITION!
Harry: Eheheheheh well you see… *runs*
(Don't Own HP or it's characters same for all my other works :D)
(I swear, I swear this is my last crack fic! *hides behind Harry* I promise that after this I will work on updating my other fic Another Life!)
Harry: *cowering in corner*
Voice: What's the matter, minion of fanfiction?
Harry: *shaking, points finger* fleurasidtogogapop
Voice: AHHHHHH! OH DEAR GOD, WHAT IS IT? BLEURRGH! WHERE THE HELL DID IT COME FROM? MY EYES! MY EYES! THE PAIN! DAMMIT HOW CAN I RULE MY HEAD WHEN THIS THING IS IN HERE! TAKE IT OFF! OFF I SAY!
Harry: *still shaking* Your head?
Voice: YES, YES… I WANT IT OFF, BE GONE MINION OF SATAN, CONSIDER THIS YOUR EVICTION NOTICE, OUT OUT OUT!.
Voldy: Now there is no need to be rude!
Voice: Rude? RUDE? YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND IN MY HEAD NAKED! DECLOTHED! STARKERS! IN… YOUR… BIRTHDAY SUIT!
Voldy: But I wanted to frolic! Y'know, field full of flowers, cool music, head full of hair, oh the memories I could create *rambling*
(Meanwhile a giant hand, appears out of the sky, it descends as does a huge foot)
Voldy: *sigh* Harry you will frolic with me won't you? Purlease?
Harry: *backed in corner* Voice? Oh Voice? The Dark No Pants is getting closer! And Closer! HELLLLLP!
Voldy: Hey! Put me down right now! Harry you must frolic with me! FROOOLLICC!
Voice: You may have mixed memories with nightmares… -_-' now because of you I have to pay for poor little Harrys' therapy!
Voldy: *sniffles* But my memories….
Voice: This is what I think of your 'memories' *drops Voldy* The idea that is memories will be stamped on twice and then burned! *stamps on Voldy and throws him in volcano*
Harry: I praise you! Thankyou Voice! But where did the volcano come from?
Voice: Ask not little one, this is my land and I shall rule it as I see fit mwahahahaha… I instate a new rule! All memories shall be submitted in writing, and approved by me! Anyone making any unauthorised memories will find themselves in the volcano faster than they can say toasty!
Harry: *nodding sagely* Yes, I understand.
*Voice leaves*
[ LubiLuu's Brain Population ~ 1]
Harry: Lonely… I'm so lonely… I have nobody… I'm all on my own…
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Me: *Still stuck* DAMNIT HARRY! GET YOUR SKINNY ASS BACK HERE!
Harry: *hiding behind giant griffin plushie* I love you! I do, I do! But I couldn't resist! It's in my DNA!
Me: DNA? Oh so it is… O.o. I love you to dear, but if you don't fix this RIGHT now, you will be singing soprano for the rest of your life… .
Harry: *cringes* I will do my best *sets to work*
Me: Till next time, which won't be for a while since I promised to work on my other fic, I'd wave, but y'know :-/