Baby Harry was sitting in his high chair, happily munching on some cookies (thank Merlin his mother didn't know) when his three favorite people came walking by.
"His first word is going to be Mama, trust me, werewolves know these things" Moony said in a sage-like tone.
"Hec- uh Gosh no his first word is going to be Dada, he loves me more you know!" James said, almost forgetting that his wife would kill him if he swore.
"His first word is going to be Sirius, no doubt about it! We know he loves his godfather! Don't we Harry!" Sirius said making faces at the poor child.
"No way Moony or Mama all the way!"
"Uh uh Dada!!!"
"No way, Sirius!!!"
This went on for a long time, and finally Harry scrunching up his head in a put his two cents in.
"Marauders"
"Well, he knows how to negotiate..."
"Yea, well but his second word will totally be Dada"
"Nuh uh! Padfoot all the way!"
"Moony is more probable James"
Harry sighed, will this keep on going on?
"Mommy!"