Disclaimer: Kim Possible is not mine... but this story is so I'll sue Disney if they steal it, that's all.
Chapter 1: Truth Justice and Kidnapping?
Sunday June 30th 6:00 pm
"This is Global Justice! Senor Senior Junior you are under arrest for abducting the President of the United States!"
Inside the massive walls of the Senor Senior Mansion, Junior grabs his luggage with left hand and his girlfriend with his right hand and runs to the exit.
"Junior what's going on?" screamed Bonnie
"We gotta get out of here my Love!"
Global Justice Agents surrounded the island equipped with tanks, helicopters, submarines, and bazookas ready to take him in dead or alive
Senor Senior Junior was not the smartest person in the world but even he knew he was out gunned, he had to think of a plan and fast. "If I get inside a spinning top of doom their weapons will just ricochet, but how can I control it?"
"I'm afraid there is no time for you to formula a plan, my men are already in the perimeter just give up the President and I won't send you to the hospital" Agent Will Du, The Number One Global Justice Agent, emerges from the shadows infront of Junior
Bonnie can't believe this nonsense "You Kidnapped the President!? What were you thinking? I thought you were done with that stuff"
"I did not kidnap the President! I am not a villain anymore you have to believe me"
"Well can someone just explain what's going on?"
Junior looks perplexed "well you see... I honestly don't know what's going on"
Oh, yeah, hey-yeah.
I'm the most amazing, special girl
spreading cheer and hope to the world.
You can't stop me
'cause I'm Bonnie Rock-Wal-ler.
Why can't those Villains get a clue?
This clothes is way last season
This job is so much work.
(This job is so much work.)
Foiling bad guys is no problem
please just call my name:
Bonnie Rockwaller.
Call me, text me, if you wanna reach me.
When you want to live chat, it's okay.
Do they need a beating? baby,
Call me, text me, if you wanna reach me.
Call me, text me
if you want to reach me.
Kim: Bonnie! This is Plagiarism!
Foiling bad guys, really no problem
(really no problem)
This Intro is better than Kim's.
(better than Kim's)
Shaken not shirred,
This food is absurd
You know that you always count on
Bonnie Rockwaller.
Bonnie: when am I getting paid for this?
Call me, text me, if you wanna reach me
Bonnie had no idea what to do, her boyfriend was handcuffed and being escorted to a huge Jumbo Jet and all she could do was watch, So she did what anyone in her situation would do, call Kim Possible
"Hey Kim"
"Bonnie could you call later I'm busy right now"
"But it's an emergency!"
"I'm getting married right now"
Bonnie suddenly realized it's been a lost time since she last saw or even talked to Kim "You and Stoppable gonna tie the knot?"
"Well yeah but we can't until I hang up the phone, I'll talk to you afterwards"
Bonnie just watched as her boyfriend was taken away from her "ok fine talk to you later"
Normally she would have cried about this, but the thought of meeting Kim was exciting to say the least, the last time they interacted they were on neutral terms but now that she and her went to different universities life was just ...boring
I guess its true having a rival makes life more fun
Bonnie just went on the couch and starting wondering: would life ever go back to the way it was?
Monday July 1st 9:00 am
Bonnie sat waiting for Kim at Bueno Nacho, it's a highly success business with its most popular item being the Naco a totally gross Nacho and Taco combination invented by that loser Ron Stoppable
"About time you got here Kimmie, I was waiting all night for your call"
Kim had a blush on her face "I'm sorry it's just I was busy"
Bonnie could figure all what happened just by looking at her expression "well was he any good?"
"That's none of your business"
"I was just curious, I mean a loser like him probably has no experience"
Kim was getting exasperated "what's the sitch Bonnie?"
"Nothin' much just Junior got captured by Global Justice no big deal"
"I though he quit being a villain"
Bonnie rolled her eyes"he did, they captured him for no reason"
Kim was surprisingly calm "no drama we'll just talk to Dr. Director and find out what's going on"
"How do we get there?"
Kim and Bonnie suddenly fell down black holes that appeared underneath them
"Bonnie I got a word of Advice"
"What?"
"Don't land on your..."
Kim lands on her feet with the grace of a swan, while Bonnie lands on her butt and screams in pain
Dr. Director "Nice to see you again Kim Possible, is that a new sidekick?"
Bonnie looks at Global Justice Headquarters, with its highly advanced technology, multitude of agent's scientist's and Grande Size Naco's, and asked only one question "what's with the eye patch?"