With Schizophrenia you're never alone!
A Tira one shot based on the fact that we all know:
a. She has split personalities
b. She's completely psycho
c. She's just a little FREAKIN AWESOME !
Moving on…
I do not own Soul Calibur or any of the characters but like any of the thousands of fangirls/boys I sure as hell wish I did…*sighs* Siegfried wouldn't die at the end of Soul Calibur IV- excuse me while I go cry
Tira, tis time
Tira: This is rated M for swearing, adult themes and innuendo *evil smile*
Enjoy or Tira will rip you limb from limb
Also R&R plz? *puppy eyes*
Our One-Shot Begins in Ostrheinsburg castle where Tira is admiring herself in a mirror Jolly: Hey! What do you like better? The pigtails or bowl cut? Gloomy: eh, they're all the same Jolly: You're right! The bowl cut is so awesome! What colour? Green Purple or Brown? Gloomy: *groans* Errgh!(hisses) I don't care! Jolly: (Not in the slightest bit taken aback) Sure ya do! Gloomy: (hissing again) No. I. Don't Jolly: *sad face* you, you…don't care? BWAH! (cries) Gloomy: No, I thought we already…(shakes with anger) ESTABLISHED THAT! Jolly abruptly stops crying and a maddening look crosses her face Jolly: .TO Gloomy: (sick and twisted voice) Well maybe I don't want to Jolly: *snarls* Gloomy snaps out of it *Oh shit*
Much thumping and breaking of glass is heard as well as the sound of Eiserne Drossel being released
Jolly: Hows that? Gloomy: You're bleeding Jolly: Really? Oh no! Gloomy sneers …Your fault Jolly: No, your fault! Gloomy: Yours! Jolly: YOURS! Gloomy: Whatever psycho… Jolly: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME BITCH?
Here we go…
An hour Later
Jolly: hehe! Let's go Soul Hunting! Gloomy: The people here are all weak and miserable, let's rip them to shreds! Jolly: hahahahaha! I just want their souls! Gloomy: They break too easily don't they? Jolly sniffs…then I'm done with them…
Approaches Picks (Soul Calibur IV custom character)… Can I have your soul? Picks: Uhhhhh…No Jolly: YOU'RE MEAN! Gloomy: I'm going to kill you in the most painful way imaginable (narrows eyes) Picks: Phsst! Whatever
Eiserne Drossel is released… And blood is shed, soul is drained etc Gloomy sighs…There's always a mess Jolly: Whoopsie! Gloomy: *blinks* Jolly: … Let's go find Nightie! Gloomy: I can't believe you call him that Jolly: SHUSH! He's MY Nightie! MINE! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! Gloomy: If you wanted to get Laid you should've gone to Siegfried. He's the ORIGINAL Nightmare and at least he doesn't have a big sword to compensate for what he lacks! Jolly: …w,what? Gloomy: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! NIGHTMARE HAS A SMALL SWORD! SUCK! IT WAS LOST IN TRANSLATION! Jolly cries…fuck you Gloomy, FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU STUPID HOE! Gloomy: Yeah well I'm not the one who always insists on an outfit where half my virtually non-existent boobs are showing as well as my nipples! Jolly now completely breaks down….That was so uncalled for! Gloomy: Great, now I'm gonna have to put up with this for a fucking week!
The End