I will now present the Marysue diaries!

Dopewing stared at the sky. 'I'm so pretty and perfect! Nobody hates me! I'm the best at everything.' Dopewing sat up and walked towards a ice cream restaurant thing. She didn't carry any mice with her but she didn't need to. If she was having a good day(which was everyday) some random cat would by her some as an attempt to wow her.

'Hey Dovewing want some ice cream?' Dopewing went to talk to the random stranger. Then she realized that the the tom was not a stranger, it was... Berrynose! Dove wing backed up and weighed her options :

Con: Berrynose is not single

Pro: it's free ice cream.

Con: its Berrynose

Pro: no other...

Con: Berrynose is annoying

Con: no one really wanted to be seen with him.

Con: if the rumor that Berrynose was dating poppyfrost was true she would get in trouble so with her best friend.

Con: its Berrynose

Dovewing could go on and on about how terrible Berrynose was.

She had low standards hence the reason she was mates with Tigerheart for a little bit, but her standards were not that low. Also he was apparently dating Poppyfrost. But she couldn't see Poppyfrost dating a lowlife like Berrynose.

Well Dovewing didn't really need ice cream. So she made up some vague excuse about getting lost.

" I could help you get to where ever you need to go!" Berrynose said annoyingly. Dopewing panicked before have a brilliant idea. She was so brilliant she rivaled who ever created the clans. (Don't ask her who she has no idea).

"No thanks I'm going to ask for directions ." Berrynose was instantly repulsed. He was a "manly" tom he would never stoop so low that he would ask for directions. He backed away terrified. Dovewing walked away looking beautiful. She was NEVER NOT perfect.

Dovewing pouted beautifully. She was still disappointed she did not get her ice cream. Then she ran into an old hag. The cat smelled as if she hadn't groomed her self in months. " ewwwwww!" She screeched prettily. " I hope you didn't infect me with your disgusting hag looks." She continued loudly. A crowd had gathered staring at the hag-cat as if she had spat in their lords face.

"Get away from her!" Dovewing heard somecat scream. Then she was gently shoved aside. Many cats came to comfort her. Although a few useless and idiot toms thought it would be a good idea to propose to her. She declined of course. Any ways back to the fighting.

Tigerheart was fighting for his loves honor. " He still loves me. " Dopewing thought in awe. In the spur of the beautiful moment Dovewing called out adoringly " go tiger heart! You can do it!" Several cats had joined in and were cheering for Dovewing 's ex.

Suddenly the hag smacked Tigerheart hard across his face.

An: All mistakes are mine. Pls review and thank you for reading. Also do you have a crack ship that you wanna see sailing? Tell me I might include it. Feel free to request characters appearing. (Also my first story so tell me how I can grow.) Stay sweet!