Once upon a time there was a young lass by the name of Laura. She was a special lass, for she had the finest booty in all the land. Everyone across the kingdom came far and wide just to admire her bum. Life seemed pretty grand, UNTIL the EVIL Queen from a far away land got word of young Lauras booty.
"What's this?! A booty that is finer than mine!?" She exclaimed.
"Yes, I am afraid it is true, my Queen." Said her trusty magic booty pants. "You no doubt have a bangin' rump, but the young lass has a toosh that is far more bootylicious."
"THAT WILL NOT DO! I will find her..." She laughed menacingly.