AH…you have found my short stories on Fullmetal Alchemist. These were posted on my facebook…but I'd thought I'd share these little ones with you. They're a bunch of random summaries…Enjoy!
Update: I fixed it because it was all jumbled…Enjoy!
Edward:"Man...This bastard never gives up!"*stares at the milk bottle*
"Grrrrr...Hey Al, why don't you drink it for me?"
*Al looks up*
"Oh wait...that's right you can't cuz you're a walking tin robot...you can't eat or drink..."
*throws the bottle onto the wall*
"I HATE YOU CURSED MILK!"
*smiling happily as he eats pudding*
Al: "That has milk in it too….."
*Edward then tosses it out the window*
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*Ed is hurrying to get water out of a sinking boat*
"Faster Al! Arrrggghhhh!"
*notices Al's armor and he takes his armor head off and using it to take out the water*
Al:"Hey! Give me back my head!"*tries to grab it back*
Edward:"Stop it! I'm trying to get the water out!"
*dodged his grabs*
Al:"Why don't you transmute something? You don't have to use my head!"
Ed: "Oh yeah….."
*duh moment*
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Ed:"Even though I sued Shamrock farms...There's one thing left to do..."
*cocks gun* KA-CHAK!
"Is to shoot every God damn cow that secrets milk!"
Al:"That's impossible big brother! Also...what will the cats drink?"
Ed:"They can drink the cow's blood once I slaughter them all..."
Al:"EDDDD!"
Ed:"And why the hell not?"
Al: "It's not mom's fault that was spoiled milk you drank…."
Ed: "THE COWS GOTTA DIE!"
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Alphonse:"I wanna be tall when I get my body back too big brother!"
Edward:"I know."
Alphonse:"Then I can be great like you big brother!"
Ed:"I know."
Alphonse:"I want to get a girlfriend too big brother!"
Edward:*yelling*"Quit stealing all of my attempts at things!"
Alphonse:"You don't have a girlfriend brother….and you're not tall…you're shor-"
*Edward kicks Al in the head*
Ed: "I KNOW!"
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Al:"When I get normal 1st thing is to get a girl and married!"
Ed:"Married? Do you even know what it means Al?"
Al:"Um...is it a type of bread?"
Ed: "Nooo...it's where you'll be bound to that lady forever..."
Al:"Ooh! Like a daydream?"
Ed:"Geez...where is he getting all of that crap from?"
*Al holds up 'How to Have a Life for Possessed Dummies'*
Ed: "That's a load of crap!"
*throws book into the fire*
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Ed:"Man! I'm hungry! Hey Winry what's fer break..."
*sees oatmeal with MILK in it*
"...fest...I'm not hungry anymore..."
*Winry throws a wrench on his head*
Ed:"OW!"
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Ed:*sighs* "Is there anything that doesn't have milk in it?"
*Al holds up 'Sweet Lil' Peas'*
Ed:"You judgmental tin man!"
*tosses the can*
Al:" Hey!"
Ed:"You take everything so literal..."
Al:"Then eat this."
*stuffs a pocket dictionary in Ed's mouth*
Ed:*spits it out* "THAT HAS 'MILK, SMALL, SHORT, And TINY' AND OTHER ITTY BITTYBITE-SIZED WORDS IN IT!"
Al: "It also has BIG WORDS in it..."*hint hint*
Ed:*sobs*
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Ed:"Man! I glad to get off my feet fer a while! This is soooo gooodddd!"
*sitting in a tub of hot water*
Al:"Sure is!"
Ed:"WTF? Judgmental tin men don't soak in bathtubs! They rust!"
Al:"Wahhhh! Brother you're so cruel!"*gets out and cries running away*
Ed:"TIN MEN CAN'T CRY EITHER! IF YOU'RE REALLY CRYING YOU'RE JUST CREATING MORE RUST!"
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*Ed is dancing around happily*
Ed:"Good morning! Good morning to you! Good morning which actually is GREAT morning! I feel like there's a God after all!"
Winry:"He's singing..."*astonished*
Al:"Ya..."
Winry:"Strange...he hates mornings. I wonder why he's so happy..."
Pinako:"He's just happy because the milk went over its expiration date…"
Winry&Al: "Oh…"
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Winry:"Today I'm gonna take apart a PS3!"*runs to the living room*
Ed:*hisses holding the PS3 tight to his chest*
Winry:"Fine then the Wii it is!"*runs to the basement AND sees Pinako doing yoga* Pinako:"You are not allowed to take apart game systems my dear. I FORBID YOU TO TOUCH MY BABY!" *Ed yells*"YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING MY SWEETIE TOO!"
Winry: "What can I take apart….?" *Al hands her a toaster*
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Me:"Bleh..."
Al:"What's wrong?"
Me:"I hate my old man."
Ed:"Me too."
Me:"Let's be emo together...I need to cry..."*cries on Ed's shoulder*
Ed:"There there."
Me:"Even if you're not real...you give me some comfort..."
Ed:"I know..."
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Winry:"I wanna join Mythbusters!"
Ed:"They don't really do things with machines y'know..."
Winry:"I know but I want to prove that Short Runts Named Edward can stay the same height if I threw my wrench on him!"*mad*
Ed:"You dumb blonde! You're gonna kill me!" *Winry tosses the wrench and hits Robert*
Ed:"Uh...Winry...I think you killed 'Edward'…"
Winry: "Great…now the fans are gonna kill me…"
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"What the hell...?" Ed holds up a pair of small boxers.
"I asked Winry to get me a different one!" Al then giggles.
"When Winry went out to go buy you a pair...Pffftt!" Al laughs.
"Yeah exactly. I asked her to get me a larger-" Then Ed blushes. "YOU DIRTY MINDED BASTARD THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
Al then does a "roflmao".
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-Virtual ST". XD