One day, there was a meeting and France was all like "IM BETTER THAN U" Then Italy got mad, so he's like "NO IM BETTER I HAVE PASTA" Then France got mad and was like "OKAY THEN IM DECLARING WAR ON YOU." But Italy didn't believe him.
The next morning, Italy woke up and there was no destruction going on. Suddenly, he heard something from outside. He quickly looked outside his window and saw that France was coming down from a helicopter with no parachute. He landed face-first on the ground. But somehow he lived. Then Italy's all like "OH NOES!" So he ran into the garage and got a screwdriver. He stabbed France with it and he died.
Then, Germany came out of Italy's closet and ran outside. 'ITALY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" He yelled.
Japan then fell from the sky. He was like "I am here. Prease do not worry. Using our technorogy, we wirr stop the war between Itary and France." But nobody noticed him so Japan flew back into the sky. Sadly, on his way up, he ran into a bunch of tree branches and died. He fell to ground lifeless. Too bad.
Then, drunk England came out of nowhere. "H-Hey everyone, what'd I firhdfjfddsf..." Then Italy threw the screwdriver at him but missed. Then, England ran inside Italy's house and drank some thing he found in Italy's cabinet. Suddenly, he grew huge and went through the roof. Then he crushed everyone, and all became one with England. By the way, Russia wasn't in it because he died.
...AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN IM HYPER. XDD
Better stories coming soon, I hope...