EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
ISABELLE
VS
MARTHA
BEGIN
[ISABELLE]
OKAY MARTHA BITCH I'M GANNA RAP YOU TO THE DEATH
YOUR SHOW SUCK I WISH YOU WERE DEAD
MY MOVIE AND BOOK HAD MUSICAL SONG
WHILE YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE LEARNING VOCABULARY STUFF
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU ARE A NERD
WHEN JAMIE GETS HERE HE WILL KILL YOU YOU JERK
YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY WITH YOUR EDUCATION
THAT IS MY JOB WITH NO CREATION
[MARTHA]
HEY DON'T TALK THAT WAY YOU BITCHY GIRL
YOU WRITE DIARY THAT THE SHITTEST PART IN THE WORLD
WHEN I FIND THAT BOOK I WILL READ THEM AS YOU PLEASE
AND THE NEXT DAY YOU'LL BE HOME AND YOU'LL BE SOBBING
I AM MORE SMART THAN YOU AND JAMIE
IF YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH THEN FUCK UP WITH HIM PLEASE
NO ONE LIKE GIRLY MOVIE LIKE YOU TODAY
BEING CLOSE TO THE DIARY IS LIKE THAT YOU ARE GAY
[ISABELLE]
HEY DON'T TALK BACK YOU SMARTASS DOG
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOUR JUST A SNOB
YOUR PAL SKID IS A HOE AND HELEN A SLUT
IF I KNOW ONE THING YOU WILL BE NONE
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE MY STORY OKAY
OTHERWISE YOU'LL BE PAYING THE PRICE TODAY
GO BACK TO THE PBS WITH ALL THE SCENE
SAGWA CLIFFORD ARTHUR ORD GEORGE SHRINK CURIOUS GEORGE AND BARNEY
[MARTHA]
HA YOUR WRONG MY SHOW IS ADORABLE
YOUR IS WAY TOO MUCH AND THAT IS HORRIBLE
YOU ARE JUST LIKE JULIET AND OPHELIA
WHEN YOU WANT TO RAPE JAMIE I'LL BE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN VOCABULARY LIKE I HAVE TOO
LIKE GEOMETRY HOMICIDE RESPATORY GEOGRAPHY
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I AM GOING BACK ALONE
MY SHOW WILL BE STARTING AND YOU WILL GET BONED
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE