It started like everything else that had ever gone wrong in the history of time, on a Monday, specifically at 1 pm that Monday.
"Sam watch my six" Dean yells at he crouches barely making a sound while he's barely making a sound.
"What the hell is the bloody point of all this?" Crowley loudly crunching through leaves said. "I thought you needed my help with a witch?".
"We do" replies Sam.
"Then what the fuck are we doing here?" says Crowley.
"Shut up!" says Dean, Sam take him back to the car i'll lure the witch there."
"Alright" Sam says dejectedly.
As they're trudging through the woods they hear crunching sounds, like walking, close by.
"Stay back" says Sam as he wheels around pistol in hand already aiming in the area the noise was coming from.
Crowley bursts out laughing as both he and Sam see what Sam was about to shoot, A moose.
"Two Moose in one forest, hahahaha what are the odds? Better watch out Sam he's about as big as you are, and the way I hear it your kind are very territorial" Crowley says.
"hehehehehe, shut up and move" Sam says with a mocking tone, while making the bitch face. All of a sudden the witch appears, she whispers a quiet "sorry boys" and flings a spell at Sam and Crowley.
Crowley deflects his using demon magic, while Sam has no option other than to just take it full to the him to pass out.
Before she leaves the Witch whispers quietly, "Be at one with nature and you shall find yourself in a better place, Moose".
When Sam comes to its dusk outside, and he feels heavier. Like there is more weight on him. He begins to say "what the hell" but what comes out is more like "mooooooooarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh" and then he realizes hes not on two legs he is on four, and still in the hotel room. And promptly flips shit wrecking the room, because he is now in fact a moose.
Crowley bursts out of the room yelling " WHOA HEY!, CALM DOWN! now me and you are the only two that can talk, because Dean is out still hunting for the witch, while me and you gotta find your body. Now just think to me and I will hear you, OK, Moose?" which he says with a slight chuckle.
This better work thinks Sam.
"See Moose what did I tell ya?" Thinks Crowley
"OK, good now where to start loo"- Thinks Sam as he is interrupted from a crashing noise from the coffee shop across the street.
"Holy shit is that you?" says Crowley as he is running out the door as Sam tries to follow, eventually just tripping in his moose body out the window, breaking the glass. Crowley laughs in the distance as an irritated Moose-Sam gallops after him.
Crowley and Sam get to the Diner at the same time, as the see the moose in Sam's body on a rampage, smashing things and just yelling "Fuck" really loudly, repeatedly.
"How does he even know that word?" ponders Crowley, Sam shakes his head and snorts loudly.
"Alright, we need to think up a plan of action" says Crowley
"I've got nothing" thinks Sam "He's twice your size"
"I'm aware" replies Crowley and then he just smiles at Sam and says "I've got a plan Moose"
Crowley then swings on Sam's Back and yells "Charge!" Sam bursts in the door of the diner Crowley on his back, laughing maniacally as he rams him in his own chest, causing Sam to shit himself. Moose-Sam then passes out as well. When he wakes up he is the in his own body, covered in shit. "Guess that's what she meant by at one with nature" Crowley says chuckling to himself.