Sleep talking:
The whole Glee club was in Rachel's basement watching movies. It was late and everyone fell asleep except for Mercedes, Puck and Lauren. The credits started rolling and in that moment Brittany could be heard talking in her sleep. The three awake Glee clubbers found this amusing.
"What do you think she's saying?" Asked Lauren curiously.
"It's Britt. She could be talking about sugar coded rainbow ferrets." Puck chuckled.
"Shhh. I'm Trying to listen" Mercedes whispered as she got a little closer to Brittany. The blonde girl started muttering some words with a smile on her face.
"Puck… stop" Brittany giggled.
"Is she having a sex dream about my man?" Lauren whispered irritated.
"What can I say I'm irresistible" Puck chuckled once more, only to be slapped in back of the head by his ticked girlfriend.
"Shhh there's more" Mercedes informed.
"Puck stop slapping Mercedes with that" she added. The awake Glee clubbers looked at each other with weirded out expressions.
"Slapping me with what?" Mercedes asked aloud. Pucks face became devilish.
"White boy get them thoughts out of your brain before my foot meets your ass." Mercedes threatened.
"I second that" Lauren growled.
"Lord Tubington stop filming Kurt and Blaine kissing" Brittany said as she shifted in her sleep.
"Now that I don't mined" Lauren chimed only to be met by Pucks stern eyes.
"Want them froggy lips" Brittany added. Mercedes looked like she was ready to burst with anger.
"It will be a cold day in hell before you touch my mans lips bi… hi Brittany." Mercedes changed her tone and words when her blonde friend opened her eyes.
I had the strangest dream you were there and you were there and you were there." Brittany pointed to Puck, Mercedes and Lauren.
"That's funny we were… did she just fall asleep?" Lauren asked the only other awake glee members. It was true Brittany had fallen back to sleep.
"I'm going to make some z's see you girls in the morning." Puck said. The two girls thought it best to sleep as well.
"Sam are those buns bakery fresh" Brittany muttered
Mercedes opened her eyes.
the end