"Help help!" Cried a woman. Alfendi and Lucy Baker were on their day off but they rushed over to help the woman. Shortly after they had arrived, they saw no crime scene only a woman looking up at a tree.
"Uuh, what seems to be the problem ma'am?..." Placid said.
"My cat... My poor cat... She's stuck in the tree and she can't get down! You're a tall lad, can't you reach up and grab her?"
Alfendi turned around and looked up at the tree. Just as he was about to turn around.
"Well I don't see your ca-..."
'Smack!' The woman's hand swung around and slapped Alfendi's backside.
"What the bloody hell was that for!" While placid prof was trying to remain calm and in control of his body, Lucy was trying not to burst into laughter.
"There was a mosquito?"
"Mosquito my ass!"
"Yeah"
"Wha- ...hmm never mind..." While Alfendi shuffles away slowly he looks back up into the tree, Lucy giggles and a squirrel stares back into Alfendi's eyes.
"Ugh, squirrels..."
"What 'bout 'em prof?"
"Noth-"
"Hurry up and save my cat!"
Alfendi's hair turns a wild crimson red and his eyes glow darker than normal.
"Wow are you a cyborg?"
"No! I'm not a cy-"
Can I touch you?"
"No! You can-"
"I can! Awesome"
"No you've already touched me inappropriately today, no more!"
"Ooh so tomorrow then? Same time? Same place?"
Potty prof stares at the woman partially in fear of what she's do to him if he looked away.
"You get your bloody cat down!"
"No you" she pokes her tongue out at Alfendi.
"No-... I'm not going to argue with you"
Lucy snorts while trying to hold in her laughter.
"What's so funny!"
" 'at's enough Clarise"
"Ah phew! I thought you'd never say stop, I thought you'd let me go too far and kiss 'im or something"
"You what?" Alfendi stood dumbfounded at what just happened
"April fools prof!" The two girls burst into laughter.
"Well I don't think this is very funny"
"That's because the joke was on you" the woman explained.
"I'll get you back for this Lucy Baker"
"Well ya know what I think? Lean down I'll whisper 't to ya"
Alfendi slouched a little and came face to face with Lucy, glaring at her.
"Close ya eyes"
Alfendi closed his eyes, suspicious of her actions he opened them again for a second until Lucy leaned in and kissed him on the lips.
Lucy baker smiled and put down her phone after she had finished reading the fanfiction.
She texts her friend Clarise telling her about a plan that she has.
Afterwards...
"Hey prof, how 'bout we go to the park on our day off?"
"Do we have to?" Alfendi sulked
"Yes, let's go" she grabs his hand and leads him out the door...