Author's Note: Co-written with ChrystalK114. We don't own anything.

Han Solo was crusing through the galaxy when he ran into a big ship he did not recognize. He was very surprised when he and his crew were beamed onto the ship. He saw a cat run by, but felt vulnerable as soon as he took one look at Worf. He looked around him to discover his crew was gone.

Princess Leia fond herself wandering around a room. A nice lady with a big hat and purple robes invited her to sit down. Leia both hungry and tired from the trip sat down and ate some chocolates sitting on the table. She was then starled by another woman.

"Is something wrong?" Princess Leia asked.

"You ate all of my chocolate! " Troi complained before sighing, "Guinan can I have some more chocolate to replace the ones she ate."

"No, I'm sorry. The replicators aren't responding." Guinan stated.

Troi gave Princess a death glare.

(STAR TREK. STAR WARS)

"You want to know what qualities I have? I do have better hair than everyone else on this ship," Riker boosted to a lady science officer.

"Well..." The lady began.

"No he doesn't!" Luke interrupted, "I do!"

"Your hair is not better than mine!"

"It is too!"

The science officer looked a bit uncomfortable as they argued back and forth over whose hair was better.

(STAR WARS. STAR TREK)

Picard was starled to find Wookie gluing some of his hair to his head. Picard attempted to pull the hair out but it was stuck. He tried and tried only to not come up with anything. He sighed and accepted that the hair wasn't going anywhere.

(STAR TREK. STAR WARS)

Jar Jar nearly freaked out when he ran into an ensign. So much so that he shot at the ensign. He missed but the ensign still feel down as if he had been hit. Jar Jar panicked and ran away at full speed thinking that he accidentally killed the ensign.

Meanwhile, the ensign sits up realizing he hadn't been injured at all. He blushed hard feeling quite stupid. He then stood up and went about his duties taking extra care as he was afraid of what other people on this ship were like.

(STAR WARS. STAR TREK)

"How can you make that mistake in the pathogrean therom. It's supposed to be a-squared added to b-squared is equal to c-squared." Data told C3po.

"I followed the theory and have an accurate answer." C3po argued.

"You messed up a simple math rule and your answer is unaccurate. Perhaps some proof will change your attitude."

Data showed C3po how to correctly solve the math problem and C3po's jaw drops in shock.

(STAR TREK. STAR WARS)

"My hair is the best!" Luke proclaimed

"Actually, it's mine," Riker argued.

"Perhaps a judge can help determine who has the best hair," Q suggested appear in front of them as a judge.

They are then shown to an arena full of spectators. Q sat over them as a judge and the people voted over who has the best hair on the Enterprise. Luke and Riker eager for results were surprised to learn that Picard was voted with the best hair. Picard was equally surprised.

(STAR WARS. STAR TREK)

Vadar beamed aboard the Enterprise with his storm troopers and went to look for Luke. He jumped in fright as Spot, Data's cat rubbed her head against him. It approached him and he quickly hid behind the storm troopers.

After a while, Han Solo, his crew, the storm troopers, and Darth Vadar found themselves in the brig. Each of them wished they would never encounter a starship like the Enterprise again.

Author's Note: I did my best so please don't flame me.