Sadistic Sister
A The Loud House fanfiction story
By Bahr2006
Lisa is entering the living room of the Loud House, only to trip on some clear tape.
Lisa: Luan!
Luan: What is it?
Lisa: You know what "it" is. You tripped me on transparent strips one-sided of adhesive, street name, clear tape.
Luan: That naturally would clearly be me, (chuckles) get it? But it wasn't me this time, I swear.
Lisa: I thought you were just a sadistic trickster, but you are apparently also a liar.
Luan: No, really, I didn't do it!
Lisa: Your eyes darted to the left, I suppose you aren't fibbing. But who else would set up this trick?
Luan: I don't know.
The next morning, all the Loud family were pranked when they woke up. Everyone except for Luan, that is. Lincoln woke up with duct tape over his eyes and mouth, Lori woke up with her eyebrows shaved off, Leni's hair was dyed red, Luna's blanket was glued to her bed, somebody squirted hot sauce in Lynn's mouth while she was asleep, Lucy's coffin was nailgunned closed, Lana and Lola woke up with water balloons in their mouths, Lisa woke up with a pie in her face, and Lily was duct taped down to her crib, even Lynn Sr. and Rita stepped onto duct tape when they got out of bed.
The Loud Family(except Luan): Luan!
Luan: (rushing in)What is it?
Lynn Sr.: You know what "it" is, you pranked us all this morning!
Luan: But I didn't even plan on pulling any pranks this week, it wasn't me!
Rita: Until you confess, you're grounded. Now go to your room!
Luan: But…
Lynn Sr.: No buts, go to your room!
Luan puts on a sad face, and is about to go to her room, but a blob of who-knows-what falls on her, and then on the rest of her family.
Lincoln: What is this?
Unknown: Quick-drying cement. I hate you.
Rita: Who are you?
Unknown: I am…
(jumps in from doorway)
Brian McHasty: …Brian McHasty!
Lynn Sr.: You mean you're the person who gave our children Rabies?
Brian McHasty: Yes, six of them. I manipulated Lucy into thinking she had become a vampire. Your children are so gullible. I decided to prank you and blame it on Luan, and then destroy her prized possession after she received discipline.
Brian had his hands on Mr. Coconuts and a pair of pliers.
Luan: No, please don't do anything to Mr. Coconuts!
Brian McHasty: "Please"? I didn't know the Loud children even knew what manners were! But nothing will stop me from getting my getting revenge on you loud Louds!
Brian took the pliers to Mr. Coconuts' throat, decapitating the ventriloquist dummy.
Luan: NOOOOOO!
Brian McHasty: (drops Mr. Coconuts and pliers) I wish I could see your face behind that wall of cement right now. But now I'm going to call the police.
Brian picked up the house phone and called 911.
-Five Minutes Later-
Police Officer: Hello? Royal Woods Police Department here.
The officers were startled by the Loud family covered in cement.
Officer Schoffner: What the heck happened here?
Lynn Sr.: Officers, a boy named Brian McHasty just covered us in quick drying cement and called you.
Police Officer: Wait, is this person a orange-haired boy with glasses?
Rita: Yes, how did you know? Does he do anything to other people?
Officer McHasty: He's my son! He's never in a good mood, but this? You're telling me he did all this? Why didn't I take that doctor's diagnosis seriously?
Lisa: What was the diagnosis? Does Brian have any personality disorders?
Officer McHasty: Yes, he was born with psychopathy, the worst anyone has seen in a LONG time!
Officer Schoffner: We'll have you transported to the police station to get that cement off, and Officer McHasty will do something about his son.