Hey, hey, hey! Ok this is just a little story (not even that) I wrote. Because I was feeling random. And just so you know Dumbledore is gay. I'm not making it up J.K Rowling said it herself! Even though Dumbledore is the best wizard of all! I also don't own anything…. I wish! Oh and I like twilight and all the stuff I mention in this story! Enjoy!
One day Harry and Ginny decided to go for a walk in the forbidden forest. Today was the day Harry was finally going to ask out Ginny.
"It's a beautiful day right?" Harry asked Ginny
"Umm not really it's sort of raining, and a twister hit half of Hogwarts. Well only the house of huffleepuff really!"
" Do you even know what a hufflepuff is? No ok well guess what? A hufflepuff is a girls v-"
"EEww! Harry you are disgusting!" Ginny screamed
"What I was just going to say violin filled with vinegar!" Harry answered confused.
" Oh *cough* ok."
Just then they walked into a clearing and saw Hermione kissing…. Malfoy! Actually Malfoys dad! They seemed to be enjoying it!
" Herminie what are you doing?" screamed Cho who had just walked by
"Luscious is mine! We have been dating for three years now!"
"Well we have been married for a long time now!" screamed heromine, who was outraged.
"Hey guys listen to this it's the best song in this freaking world!" Ron said coming in holding out his iPod. Soon everyone heard what song was playing…
"It's Friday Friday Getting down on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!"
Everyone was not looking forward to the weekend in fact! That was the day Harry was challenging voldemort to a tap dancing contest. Even though everyone knew voldemort was the king of tap dance!
"Ron turns that blasted music off, before I through this rice crispy at you!" Everyone said at the same time.
" Wait rice crispy! I don't have a rice crispy," cried Cedric
" Um Cedric why are you sparkling in the sun? I thought only vampires from sappy romance movies did?" Said Cho
Suddenly Dumbledore fly above them screaming "I'm Gay!"
"Gosh it feels so good to say that, iv"e been holding that in for seven books! And eight films!"
"I'm sorry to disappoint you but, we all new you were gay." Commented Harry
"Umm…Ok…*awkward silence*…. Oh look I think I see Bellatrix dancing with Draco to Hanna Montana!" said Dumbledore suddenly. Then he flew away to go watch Draco and Bellatrix sing and dance.
" Hey heeromine you said you were married to Luscious for a long time? How long?" stated Cho
" Well you know …45 years." She mumbled. Suddenly she unzipped her skin. And… wait Voldemort game out of the Herminie suit.
"Fool! I will now destroy you! …. With the best movie of all!" said Voldemort
He then made a high deft v appear in front of him. Soon everyone gathered around to watch the titanic.
"Don't let go Jack…don't let go!" Cried Voldemort.
Just then the real Hermione walked in holding a book called: How to get a man!
" What the Hufflepuff! Why is Voldemort crying to the titanic…and what is Draco dancing to? Has the world gone mad?" She screamed. But then she remembered what she came her for
"Oh Hagrid! Are you busy this Friday?" She said in a flirty voice.