It was a calm beautiful day in the land of Hyrule and Revali was having an absolutely wonderful time relaxing on his day off. It was great whenever the Princess did not require of his flying abilities. This allowed him to focus more on his true passion: music.

"This'll show that Link just how talented we Rito are compared to his abysmal kind!" he snickered to himself. He then pulled a harp out of his pack and ran his wingers along the chords.

It started with a gentle hum and soon evolved into a rhythmic mayhem of melody.

Link had heard the noise and arrived on the spot to see what was the matter.

Once Revali saw his Hylian rival, he scoffed and turned away.

"Revali, are you practicing music?" asked Link. "Do you want me to work alongside you?"

"No! You stink!" whined Revali. He then kicked Link in the face with his taloned tootsies. Link stumbled and fell off the cliffside. Revali gasped and looked down to see Link in horrible pain.

"You fell at least thirty meters, Link!" he called.

"I'm okay, but I think I might have broken my butt bone," said Link. He struggled to get up.

Revali felt worried at first, but then thought about how much Link was a total loser. He suddenly blurted out in laughter and pointed at his rival's painful misfortune.

"Revali… I'm gonna need some help back to the castle now that I'm incapacitated like this…" said Link a tad annoyed.

Revali flew down to Link and continued to laugh directly in his face. He then kicked him again and pulled out his harp. He began to rock out with a vicious melody. "Link is a stinkin' ponytailed FREAK!" he death-metaled. "Link's a stinkin' broken 'toxed GEEK!"

A small lot of Koroks popped their heads out from the trees and toddled over to the scene. They immediately took Revali's side on the matter since the Great Deku Tree hated Link's guts since he misused the Master Sword all the time. The Koroks pulled out their own instruments and joined in with Revali's jam.

"Link has a loady tuchus life!" Revali continued to roar. "Link ain't got no stinkin' wife!"

"Neither do you…" said Link.

Revali threw his harp to the side and spread his wings. He then took off and flew skyward toward Vah Medoh. "I do have a wife! I'm comin' home Deborah!"

And thus, all beauty was restored to Hyrule and it was all because Rito Champion Revali was such an interesting fellow.