Authors Note: Sometime between the Ori wars. I wanted to see how families interplay, especially if was Jack and Daniel and Vala and Sam and the list goes on.

"How many times do I have to tell you Danny boy. Women are a strange brew. Anytime you try to take one of their sides they turn on you."

"Look Jack, I was just agreeing with Sam. She said the baby looked like you and I said yes, they all do."

"You are; I can't even call you an idiot. Your not, yet you are. Are you sure you have ten degree's; maybe it was eight."

"Sam knows the baby looks like you. It has little hair, a big mouth and I swear I saw him raise his eyebrow when I said Jack Jr."

"How does your wife put up with you? Now I see why she beat you up when you two first met. I don't know why I didn't beat you up when we first met."

"Because you like me Jack, I'm your equal, I can be sarcastic as much as you can and people don't "want" to kill me."

"No, you just keep dying all the time; they can't keep count to "kill" you."

Vala walked in carrying Jack Jr. Sam was sleeping and Vala was there to help out around the house.

"Jack, said Vala, I think your son needs changing."

"And your point."

"You are his father; every father must change their son at least once in their life. It's your turn, what's little Jack going to think, I'm his father?"

"And I say again, your point."

"Daniel will you hold the baby while I knock some sense into your intellectual equal."

"Man", Jack retorted. "The women in this family are tough; they always want to beat us the hell up."

"No, they just want to beat you the hell up."

"And you Daniel watch your language around the baby that was not a linguistic phrase."

"Jack said it."

"And your point." Vala stated.

Jack took hold of his son and laid him down to change his diaper. Jack is cooing and tickling the baby. Daniel and Vala just shook their heads. Jack did not seem to Daniel as the fatherly type. Sam and Jack had been married for almost three years, when Sam told him she was pregnant; He was speechless; for about a minute. He told Sam that he was elated and couldn't wait. Underneath he was terrified. He had went on countless mission, died, fought the Gou'ald and the Ori and he still could not fathom he was to become a father again. He thought he failed his first son when he committed suicide, but this was different. He finally admitted he truly loved Sam and when the baby was born he had several Godfathers and Godmothers. Teal'c would be little Jacks protector for life, Daniel and Cam would be his mentor and Vala being good friends with Sam, would help Sam's transition to motherhood.

"That's my boy, no peeing on daddy this time, save that little favor for Uncle Daniel."

"Thank you Jack, I'm sure I'll set my schedule to be peed on by your son." I do believe that like father like son comes to mind."

Vala interrupted. "I hate to see this little father and son reunion come down to just bodily functions; but I need to give little Jack his bath now, so if you two don't mind."

Vala whisked away Jack Jr. and headed towards Sam's bedroom.

Daniel was pensive as he watched his wife hold the baby and disappear.

"You know Jack? Vala would make a great mother. Adria didn't give her much of a chance to be motherly, but we've been talking about having a baby lately"

"You are her?" Jack asked.

"Both of us actually. I see how she loves taking care of LJ, and I'm glad she's such a help to Sam too."

"LJ, what is LJ? "You giving my son nicknames without my permission Danny boy. It sounds like one of our missions. You should at least call him JR or Jr."

"If I call him JR, Teal'c going to try to find out who is JR and then he'll ask questions pertaining to that Dallas series. You know how addictive to TV shows he is. He'll want individual DVD's and then box sets. Uhnnnnnn, it gives me the willies just thinking about it."

"Well this time you will explain the series to him. I hide all science fiction from him anyway. He's so addicted to them; he will have us watching for hours. If he starts my son watching those, I'm going to have to let you kill him."

"No, let's let the "women" do it."

Daniel and Jack had a good laugh. There was a knock at the door.

"Greetings. Teal'c said. "I bring our favorite; pizza and Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith."

Daniel and Jack rolled their eyes.

"Ok T, where's the refreshments, like beeer?"

"I was not under the impression I was to bring beeer. Col Mitchell is in charge of the refreshments this time. I have done my part, now if you will excuse me, I must see that the little warrior is well."

Teal'c pushed his way in and gave Jack the pizza and film. He was happy for Jack and Sam, and informed Gen O'Neill that it was most favorable to have finally admit his affections for Sam. He also informed Jack that he would help raise the little warrior despite being Jack's son. Jack didn't want to question T, so he let it alone.

There was another knock at the door.

"Hey guys, I brought the beer. Where's the little tyke?"

"And hello to you to". Jack quipped. "Everyone form a single line and no pushing. My son will be out as soon as he finishes his bath."

"Well it's better than seeing you after a bath." Daniel stated.

Mitchell interrupted. "Please Daniel, we just got here. Don't make us vision that."

"My wife has no problem with it." Said Jack.

"Were not married to your wife. And how do we know anyway?"

Jack started to say something but Vala and Sam entered the room.

"Well Sam." Vala said. "Look's like where going to be babysitting more than the baby.

Authors Note: Let me know what you think. I may continue this story :)