Valentine Oneshots
Oneshot 1- Brodie x Homura (Anime Tabitha)
Warnings- Slash, slightly bad language
The alarm clock started ringing and a purple hand grabbed it, throwing it to the ground. The Ditto shot a glare at the annoying object then a stare of disbelief at its owner. It could not believe that he slept through that. What was he even doing still asleep? He normally woke up at the crack of dawn! It glanced at the calender and got its answer. February 14. Valentine's Day. Now it understood. Even the master's younger sister knew he had been dreading this day.
At the beginning of the month he had swore he'll confess his feelings to his on and off best friend on Valentine's Day. Everyday, he had asked Ditto to transform into Admin Homura so he could practice his confessions. All of them were absolutely terrible though.
Brodie Bannai was a magnet, people of all ages seemed to be attracted to him. He hated it though. It made him more confident knowing that he had an entire fanclub, despite his job as a thief and his interest in crossdressing, who found him attractive but it didn't help the nerves. He was fricking terrified of being rejected by Homura. So the idiot must have stayed up all night worrying like a pansy,
Well, time to help him think of a confession that didn't suck as much as Magikarp. Ditto found a picture of a Poochyena. It transformed.
CHOMP!
"...You hear me? Do that one more time and I'll superglue your pokeball shut!" Ditto rolled its eyes as its trainer lectured him. They had been partners for 14 years now and Ditto knew every one of Brodie's threats were empty.
"Now come on, go find Homura for me and transform into him! This is my last shot for practicing!"
Brodie wasn't expecting Homura to be just out the shower when Ditto found him.
"G-God damn it Ditto! You c-could have waited until he had changed!" He was now staring at his Ditto in disbelief, who was perfectly transformed as Homura and only wearing a towel.
"You didn't say that though." Ditto said, chuckling at how red its owner's face was. Ditto had learned to speak in human form, and it loved pissing Brodie off. Especially in Homura's voice. He couldn't stop staring at his friend's body.
"Y-You could've guessed!"
"Not like you mind anyway." Ditto yawned. "Pervert."
Brodie blushed more and glared at his 'helper'. "S-Shut up and let's practice!"
"What a surprise." Both Brodie and Ditto jumped as they heard a familiar voice, they looked to see a man stood at the door in his magma uniform. "Practice, eh?" The amusement was clear in his voice. Not that Brodie noticed, he was too busy trying not to freak out. Homura was at his door with a rare smirk on his face and had overheard Arceus knows how much of his and Ditto's conversation.
"Homura! W-Whatever it looks like, i-it's not what it looks like!" The magma thief started stammering and hurriedly explaining the situation, tripping over his words and the like. In fact, his explanation was incoherent. Homura chuckled, cutting him off.
"Brodie, I know. Misaki told me." Brodie's mouth dropped open in disbelief and shock, Ditto started laughing. It looked like its master was trying to copy a Magikarp!
"I-I... H-How could she?! I told her to..." Homura covered his mouth and he shut up.
"You idiot." The admin sighed and a small smile made its way to his face. "I love you too." He kissed him.
Whilst Ditto's owner and his new lover...did their thing, Ditto left the room and grinned, high fiving Misaki who had an equally big grin on her face. Mission accomplished.