Chapter 26-Outtake

Sam's a Clinger

Dean had been serious about the banishment from being his bunk buddy to being Sam's. Honestly she was in agreement with Sam. She didn't see how that could be a punishment. Sure she quipped the first night she bunked with them that Sam looked like a bed hog but she hadn't been serious.

Maya settled down on the right side of the far bed, ready for some Z's when she noticed Puck hop up onto Dean's bed.

"What the hell, rat? Maya's over there!" Dean grumped, glaring at the little dog that settled down, ignoring him.

"Puck? What's going on?" Maya asked. Puck looked up at her then pointedly looked away in a huff. Furrowing her eyebrows she thought of what transpired today that could make the little dog upset with her. The only thing she could think of was—oh c'mon!

"Aw, c'mon! Puck it wasn't that bad! You can't be mad over that?" Puck didn't look at her but sent her a woof with a disdainful tone. "You pushed me off the bench! I didn't have to forgive you, but I did! So, let it go!" He just huffed at her, not even bothering uncurling himself to look at her.

"Wanna explain what's up with Wonder Mutt?" Dean asked with a raised eyebrow from his bed.

"We went out to get hotdogs and I asked him if it was some kind of cannibalism on his part because he's a dog that likes to eat—hotdogs," Maya's lips twitched upwards a little. She still thought it was funny. "He's mad cause I won't apologize for what he thinks wasn't a funny joke."

Dean gave her a blank stare. Sam, who had heard the conversation from the bathroom, popped his head out with his toothbrush to also give her a blank stare.

"That's not funny/That's completely terrible/Shame on you for exposing the rat to that/I thought Trickster's were supposed to be funny?" was their mixed commentary.

Maya looked between them, giving them a bitch-face.

"You all suck. All three of you," she grumped and forcefully flopped face first into her pillow. She ignored their snickering and Dean telling Puck he could stay on his bed.

Traitor.

Next Morning…

Maya woke up with a vice-like grip around her stomach and a sleeping Samsquatch half-laying over top of her. She could feel Sam's sleepy breathing puff against the top of her head.

What the hell?

She tried to turn onto her side, facing away from Sam, to get some leverage on his bulk so she wasn't as pinned down by him. Then maybe she could move his arm and get free.

Sadly, this did not happen.

Instead, when she tried to move his arm from around her middle and pull away, Sam shifted to his side as well. Then he pulled her back against his chest and fucking spooned her.

"Eep!"

With the height difference between them of about 9" he practically curled around her and tucked her head under his chin.

"Sam. Saaaaam. Wake up," Maya said, using her free elbow to nudge him. He just gave a tired groan, shifting a little before settling down again.

Still holding on to her. Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrm…..

Hearing a groan from the other bed in front of her, she focused her attention on it watching at Dean stretched and slowly woke up.

"Dean!" Maya called to him.

Dean groaned as he rubbed his face, turning to look over at Maya sleepily. "Goldy? Wha?" he looked at her with tired unfocused eyes.

"Help! Sam won't let go!" Maya pleaded.

Dean was fully awake now and giving her a big shit eating grin.

Bastard knew this would happen.

He swung his legs from under the blanket and over the bed as he stared at her silently laughing. "Yeah he does that sometimes. Turns into a freakin' octopus that either pushes you out of the bed, or…" he gestured to Maya and her current predicament, "wraps his body around you." Chuckling he gets up and heads to the bathroom, ignoring Maya's pleas of help.

"YOU SUCK WINCHESTER!" Maya hissed, but apparently Sam was a heavy sleeper this morning since he just groaned and cuddled her more, his grip remaining strong like steel.

Huff huff wheeze!

Maya looked back at Dean's bed to see Puck looking at her and obviously doing a doggy version of a laugh. She sent him a glare.

They were all secretly against her. Even her dog.

Assholes.