Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, violence, Bloody gore and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
Virus
Chapter 1: "Oh great another Coming Disaster!"
One sunny afternoon which it was greatly considered very mild for once in the South Park area which many of the town's kids were out playing and enjoying the nice weather at that moment. But cut over to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which the petite woman with short and spiked blue greenish hair that she is a feisty hellfire being the town mayor that she was sitting at her Oakwood desk that she was signing a couple of important documents. But something caught her attention which a couple of military looking guys came walking in there which the gently pushed her two assistants out of their way that is when McDaniels just strangely looks at them which to herself now what will be plaguing her town now.
"Can I help you gentlemen?" Said McDaniels while she is still seated in her nice and fancy executive chair as trio walk up to her desk at that moment
"Your honor I'm Gen. Cummings with the United States army that we are searching a missing vehicle that was carrying deadly toxins that was heading for your town last night it had disappeared from their course." Said Gen. Cummings
"You did what by releasing possible something toxin in my town!" McDaniels looks very angry and hollers out loud at them which she slams her left fist down on her desk hard at that moment.
"Your honor we will do everything to fix this problem before this get out of hand I promised you." Said Gen. Cummings which he and his goons walk out of them that is when McDaniels has a very angry glare on her face at that very same second.
"Yeah right I going to quote you on that General, Johnson gets BarBrady and whatever the fuck is his name!" McDaniels screeches out loudly at her own right-handed man who has the clearest flushed look has formed on his shave clean face.
"Yes Mayor I 'm will get on it right now, do you mean Yates?!" Said Johnson while widening his chestnut-brown color eyes at his out in open fuming boss at that moment
"Jesus Christ, can I run this Godforsaken town without something goes crazy or disastrous happens around here for once!" McDaniels said to herself while rolling her eyes with great disgust for the coming threat and rubbing her forehead to relief the tension that she is feeling that is building inside her forehead due from the stress that came out upon her a few seconds ago.
But all sudden her office phone started to ring on the caller Id screen it says George BarBrady which she let get out a sigh of great disgrace at that moment.
"Speak of the devil he shall call" Said McDaniels looks down at her phone and have decides to pick the phone up to answer it.
Cut to the bus stop that the boys are walking home from baseball practice which they are carrying their gear with them right now.
"Gawd damnit my body fucking aches you guys" Said Cartman who are pretending to be in pain and sore which he haven't anything at practice once again. So he can put his baseball gear on someone else which the other three boys are not amused with his faking it bull crap at all right now. That is when they all stopped in their tracks to look at him with angry glares espeaciality with Kyle who has the clearest dirtiest look has formed on his face and his hatred for Cartman begin to broil once again at that moment.
"Cartman we are not fucking falling for it at all that you are being a fat lazy ass once again so our answer is still fucking no!" Kyle hollers out loud which his hatred finally explodes once again that is when Cartman grins bitter that his getting under Kahl's skin has once again worked to pissed him off.
"Hell yes I got pissed you off again Kahl!" Said Cartman with an evil smile that has formed on his plump face and gives him the middle finger too
"You are just a fucking fat asshole or a troll Cartman" sneers Kyle while menacing looking at Cartman at that moment
"Well fuck you Kawl you fucking sneaky ass JEW?" Said Cartman while giving a nasty glare back at Kyle
"Dude back off from it that Cartman is being a fucking asshole to arise out of you right now" Said Stan who has putted himself between the two feuding rivals that very second.
"Oh crap here we go again! Kenny mumbled angry loudly at the useless speculate which both pulled them apart and make go their separate ways at that moment.
To Be Continued
Author's notes: This fic was on hold last year was rebooted very recently after a chat with a friend and it was done up in my old script like style and it is about another zombie outbreak which it is a rage these days along with parodies of zombie flicks and shows. Plus more is coming very soon as I work out the rest of the plot the next few days .