"I Will Survive" -- Chamber of Secrets style!
A/N: Don't blame me for this… really… I kind of had jet lag, and I was VERY high on lemon drops and sherbet lemons… btw, Harry is the "I" and Tom Riddle is the "you" if you can't figure that out… I sincerely hope you can. I'm obsessed with little dots!!! Ahhh!!! I'm quoting my yearbook! More specifically, Elaina in my yearbook. (Are you out there, Elaina? Are you reading this? Or Sara??? After all you called her Queen Elaina...) Sandry is sitting behind me and she's telling me to stop blabbing… but really, she should take the blame for this really bad songfic because she did a tumbling/dance/thingy routine to it for a talent show so I heard it wayyyy too much… btw, Sandry is obsessing that I tell you that she helped me with the real lyrics. OK… think I could win the World's Most Pointless and Longest Author's Note Award yet??? Huh??? PUHLEEZE read and review… EEEK!! Sandry is singing "I will survive" Hermione and the Hermies style!!! (You'll know when "Saturday Night at the Movies" comes out By Amy & Emmy Peel) OK… Sure… Sandry and I are going to joint-write "Chamber of Secrets I will Survive Lockhart Style so don't you DARE steal the idea!!!! ::lion roar:: Never mind, you won't get it…) OK, we are getting very silly right now… au revoir …
At first I was afraid
Thought I'd be Petrified
You said that Hagrid killed
But oh how much you lied
Then I spent so many days wond'rin' just what to do
But then I knew
And now I'm comin' after you
Because you're back
And life's so dark
'Cause we can't care that a diary
Swallows every mark
I should have stayed by Ginny more
I should have known you'd lie
But I did not
And now Ron's sister's gonna die
So I will go
And I will fight
You and Lockhart in the passage
That's as dark as night
I thought all along that you were on my side
But you're a Petrifying sneak
And so Ginny almost died
Myrtle (say in 1 beat) sprung a leak
She told us all
The faucet had an evil serpent scratched upon its side
I slithered down the dark pipe
Tom Riddle I destroyed (Ah, another brilliant line that… um… doesn't rhyme)
Riddle is gone,
Ginny's Alive,
Hey Hey!
A/N: Well… I can't believe that Sandry & I actually pulled this off! Lots of thanks, Sandry… but I still wrote most of it… PLEASE read, recite, and review… oops… that's SQ3R… why did I think of that??? Anyway, read and review, and Mr. Paper Clip Dude is cool except when he thinks I made stupid grammar mistakes (WHICH I DIDN'T!! NYAHH!! Multiple exclamation points and question marks are cool!!!!!!!!!!!??????????? Au revoir!)
As Always,
~*Alanna*~ (and ^*Sandry*^)
I still wrote it! ~*Alanna*~
What About ME? I'm the one who knew the lyrics! I helped TOO MUCH for it to be written by YOU! ^*Sandry Hmph! *^
Well I still wrote it!! You just helped a little! ~*Alanna*~
Did not! ^*Sandry Hmph! *^
So you helped…. I DID TOO WRITE IT! ~*alanna*~
Well Hmph! I wrote a TON of it and you can't deny it and im Just gonna blab and blab and blab and blab abd blab and blab and blab and Sorry. I hope Alanna fell asleep here- ^*Sandry Hmph*^
Hahahahahah I'm still awake! Sandry is a per clip Wy did I call her that???? ~*Alanna*~
Well I STILL WROTE IT! I don't care what you say! Alanna is a; lsfdja; lskfj; asldkfjalsdfj~! Ladeda is she asleep yet? I'm typing something to make her bored! HA! HA! GO away Mr. Paper Clip Dude. Is Alanna Asleep yet?
ZZZZZZZZZ Yay! I did it! I got the last word!Au revoir!
~*Alanna*~
^*Sandry HMPH! Argumentive*^