Hello and good day! I'm gonna get this out of the way first: This is not a crossover... so yeah.

Disclaimer: I don't own Haruhi Suzumiya.

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It wasn't exactly rare for a general feeling of uneasiness to settle over me following one of our daily S.O.S. Brigade meetings. Quite the opposite, really. I can't recall a time in recent memory when I haven't been at least a little worried. After all, Haruhi is sitting on the button that can facilitate the world's destruction, and she doesn't even know it.

Or maybe she's the button, and I'm the unwitting fool who is about to stumble upon it? It seems like everyone would have me believe that anyway... Ugh... I don't know. This whole affair makes my head hurt.

Anyway, about that 'general feeling of uneasiness'. Today was no different. Except, today I wasn't just worried. I was terrified. I can only hope that my fears aren't justified.

Perhaps Nagato could set my mind at ease? I can see her down the hall a way from here...

"Hey! Nagato!"

She stopped and turned around, focusing her attention on me. Her expression was unreadable.

"Nagato... you don't think Haruhi would actually want something like that to happen, do you?"

She said nothing, and just stared at me for a few seconds before turning back around and continuing on her way home. She didn't need to say anything though. I could read her well enough to know what she thought.

Her eyes came about as close to "oh shit" as I have ever seen them.

-flashback-

Once again, Haruhi was late to our club meeting, and I resigned myself to playing a game of chess against Koizumi. Asahina-san was preparing some tea, and Nagato-san was burying herself in another one of her books. It looks like todays selection is... 'The Shining'. Stephen King... the name is familiar, but I'm not exactly well read.

When the door crashed open to reveal one of the schools T.V.s on one of those carts, I knew something was wrong- or rather, would be in a few minutes.

Haruhi wheeled the T.V. over by the wall nearest to me and picked up a DVD. I couldn't see the title, but I think Koizumi might have caught a glimpse of it, because I noticed his smile falter for a split second. That was not a good sign...

Haruhi faced everyone. She was positively beaming. That was an even worse sign.

"I had planned to challenge the soccer team to a game today, but since it's raining,(It is? Huh... I should pay attention to these things...) we are going to watch a movie instead!"

A movie? That can't be so bad. Which one, I wonder?

Asahina-san beat me to the question: "Umm... what movie?"

"Resident Evil!"

I wanted to cry. Poor Mikuru-chan beat me to that too.

-end flashback-

So, now Haruhi's head is filled with zombies. At least they're the slow ones. Mostly. I'm probably getting ahead of myself though. Couldn't I have misread Nagato's eyes? They probably didn't say 'oh shit', but 'you're an idiot'. That sounds reasonable, I think.

"Kyon. I think we have a problem."

Damn.

Koizumi had caught up to me and matched my pace.

"You know, you could have at least made a token effort to point out that zombies cannot possibly exist."

"And how would that help? You, Nagato, and Asahina should be impossible too."

"She believes that aliens, time-travelers and espers exist. It is very possible that she now believes in zombies too. I don't need to tell you how bad it would be if she did."

"It's probably not even a problem. It's just a movie, she wouldn't just believe something like that would she?"

"That may be so... but you know as well as I do that even a movie could give her ideas."

I know! Can't you just let me live in denial, Koizumi!?

"We can't afford to live in denial, Kyon. There is too much at stake."

Koizumi fell back and disappeared somewhere. Probably into a top secret helicopter or something, the bastard. Sometimes, I really hate that guy... He's right though...(damn it), nothing is too crazy for her.

After walking a short distance, I found myself staring down the Hated Enemy once again... At least it's easier going down, than going up. I'll just get home, do my homework (maybe) and turn in for the day. No more aliens, time-travelers and espers today, thank you!

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Mmmm...so comfortable...soft...not at all like whatever is prodding me in the side right now...wait... prodding me in the side?

Just ignore it. Go back to sleep. Whatever it is, it can't be good, so just play dead...

"Kyon. Your respiratory patterns indicate that you are not asleep."

I rolled over and opened my eyes. Naturally, it's Nagato. Who else could it possibly be?

"What is it Nagato...? It's too late for this..."

"You are incorrect. It is early, not late."

Hilarious. But of course, it wasn't a joke.

"Okay...what's wrong?"

"T-Virus."

Oh no, oh no oh no...

"...Come again?"

"T-Virus."

ohnoohnoohgod-

"How bad is it?"

"There are localized outbreaks in the United States. However, the media is regulating the flow of information in such a way that the effected areas are said to merely be under quarantine. It is only a matter of time until the infection spreads."

"And I suppose the Umbrella Corporation is behind it all?"

"Parasol."

How original, Haruhi.

"...So what do we do?"

"Haruhi Suzumiya must not find out about the outbreak. Also, we must find a way to convince her that the dead cannot rise again."

"...We have to convince her that there are no zombies. During the Zombie Apocalypse."

"That is correct."

"...Are you serious?"

She nodded.

Haha. I hate my life.

"Great...We can all discuss this before the S.O.S. meeting tommorow... We should at least have that long. We need to have a plan before the meeting."

"...Understood."

Closing my eyes once again, I tried to get back to sleep.

"Goodnight, Kyon."

Huh? Oh...Did she just...

"Goodnight, Nagato."

I don't know if she heard it, She was probably already gone. Whatever. I need to get to sleep anyway.

Man, this is going to suck...

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