Disclaimer: Not Ally Carter or the Titanic
Regular- Cammie
Italics- Zach
"Why do I have to watch the stupid movie with you?"
"Because I said so."
"Well, that's not a convincing argument."
"Because you love me?"
"Still not feeling it. Why not watch it with your roommates?"
"Liz has to help Fibs with an experiment. Bex has detention. Macey's making out with Preston in a closet somewhere.
"And you don't have someone else to see the Titanic with?"
"Oh sweetie. You're my someone else."
"Damn."
"Stop bitching and get the popcorn."
"Yes, dear."
"..."
"I'm confused. Who's the old bat? I though it was supposed to be that super hot redhead."
"That is the sexy redhead. She's just old now."
"Why would they do that. I'd take Perky Red over Saggy Wrinkles any day."
"Hey Zach. Remember you're oh so forgiving girlfriend? The one right next to you?"
"Hey Girlfriend. Did I tell you how pretty you look today?"
"Thought so."
"..."
"Wow, that is one intense looking poker game."
"What do you know about gambling?"
"I grew up at an all boys school. I know a bit more than you might think, Cam."
"Oh."
"Who bets boat tickets and a silver watch in poker?"
"Someone with nothing to lose."
"Sounds like someone else we know."
"Zach, babe, you could never compare to the godlike Leo DiCaprio."
"I could too."
"Could not."
"I'm hotter than him."
"He's adorable."
"I got the mysterious factor."
"He's an artist. That's like out-of-this-world sexy."
"He's old now."
"Yeah, but badass old. Like James Bond or George Clooney."
"I'm badass. Like Jason Bourne."
"Matt Damon? Please."
"..."
"So he'd jump after her into freezing cold water after only knowing her for ten seconds.?"
"That's love at first sight for you."
"Bullshit. I bet its cause she's got a nice rack."
"No, its because he's a good person."
"Yeah right. Why did he even follow her? Why was he staring at her like a total idiot earlier?"
"I dunno. Cuz he felt a connection pulling him to her, that he just couldn't understand?"
"Wrong. It's because she's super-awesome-Meagan-Foxy-hot."
"You're extremely shallow, Zach, you know that right?"
"I'm not the one in love with a movie character."
"..."
"So, she's just okay with the fact that he draws beautiful naked women for a living?"
"One, they're not together yet. And two, he told her it was nothing. And they have an understanding between them."
"They've known each other for twelve hours.
"Its called trust, Goode, try it sometime."
"Alright then, would you let me start photographing naked women as a job?"
"Depends."
"On what?"
"How fast you run."
"..."
"Wow, that's one hell of a backhand."
"I know. Poor Rose."
"Cal's a total jackass."
"Men are so possessive."
"Except me."
"Are you kidding, you got jealous over my actor crush."
"So. Anyway, I'd never dream of hitting a girl. Especially you."
"Why?"
"You'd hit back. I can totally see me ending up at the wrong end of an abusive domestic relationship."
"Don't be ridiculous. I would never touch you."
"Oh good."
"Why bother when Bex could do it?"
"..."
"Finally. The good part."
"You realize this is the part where he draws her nude."
"Yeah, whats your point?"
"You are so not getting any for the next month."
"I bet Jack has a small one."
"Small what?
"You know, small...banana."
"What makes you think that?"
"Cuz they totally just showed off Rose's boobs for like the 6th time throughout the movie, and he's to skinny to have a big one."
"That's not it. They don't like showing male...banana's in movies."
"Not that I'm complaining, but why?
"Because its creepy looking and no one wants to see it."
"...That is so true."
"..."
"So they couldn't pick a better place to have sex like say... a room?"
"Its romantic."
"Sure it is. Nothing say's romantic like banging someone else in your fiances car."
"Shut up."
"Whose hand do you think it is on the the window?
"I think its Rose's. Its all small."
"But if she's underneath him, then doesn't she have to have like super long arms?"
"How should I know?"
"Well this will just bother me for the rest of my life."
"..."
"Zach, why are you laughing?"
"That's a shit time to get arrested."
"That's the point. It adds to the drama.
"Where's you're 'trust' now Gallagher Girl? Sinking with the ship?"
"You're never kissing me again."
"You never let me win anything."
"..."
"What, no witty quips? No sarcastic humor? Has Zachary Goode finally been silenced?"
"People died on the ship Cammie, there's nothing funny about that. Watching it fall is just sad."
"Wow, that's kinda sweet..."
"I thought you said you were never kissing me again?"
"You keep that smirk up, and I reinstate that rule."
"Yes ma'am."
"..."
"I don't get it. Rose said she'd never let go. She just let go. Like literally."
"S-she also promised s-she'd survive."
"Are you- Are you crying?"
"NO! Maybe a l-little."
"You're such a girl."
"W-what kind of sick b-bastard doesn't sob at t-the Titanic?"
"Maybe I'm just drawn that way."
"Bullshit. I t-think you refuse to c-cry because you think it makes you s-seem less mysterious and s-sexy."
"You think I'm sexy?"
"Besides t-the point, Goode."
"Yeah, you think I'm sexy."
"..."
"So she had the big ass diamond the entire time."
"Yup."
"Even though it had almost nothing to do with Jack."
"Yup."
"And instead of making a decent profit, she decides to throw it in the ocean."
"That about sums it up."
"Wow."
"Yeah..."
"We are never watching this movie again."
"Fine."
"Good."
"We're watching The Notebook next week anyway."
"Fuck."
So I started writing this around 2 when I finally finished the Titanic the movie. It's like 3 now and I damn tired. You probably won't understand this unless you've seen the movie. And I know I trashed it like a million times, keep in mind I love the Titanic but there was some messed up stuff in that movie. I will probably take this down in the morning when I read it again and wonder what the hell I was doing, writing when I'm dead tired. Whatever, I just wanted to write some drabble-y fluff stuff, the shit I never do. Review!
~Sarah
August 28th
So I have now fixed a good portion of the mistakes in here. There was a hell of a lot considering I actually fell asleep while writing this at one point. But now its fixed, so everything's all happy rainbows and shit. Yays!
~Sarah