I just wanna make a fanfic so I tried doing this one. I have already made several drafts and in fact I have already started on some mushy romance-drama fics again but I think I need to show what I've got in the other side of fanfic making. How do I fare in comedy?

I don't have any good intro for this but let me ask a question. Can you imagine Akagi having a crush on Britney Spears? Can't imagine? Just read this. It's my first attempt of a humor/general fic. And while you're reading, just sing the song "you drive me crazy". Because that's the title of this pathetic (sort of… only YOU guys could say it isn't) effort. Thanks and please review!!! Arigatou in advance! Jaa!

Prologue

"Practice's over!" Takenori Akagi called to his teammates. Basketball practice was over and everybody was already entering the locker rooms.

"Captain, can I open the radio?" Ryota Miyagi asked Akagi as he pointed to the huge system inside the gym.

"Sure," Akagi said.

"Thanks," Ryota thanked the huge captain as he hurriedly turned on the radio system. The music blared heavily as the guys nodded their heads to the beat of the music. Then shortly, the song ended. "That was a cool one," Ryota told Ayako.

"Why?" Ayako asked.

"Because that one's for you!" Ryota answered.

A whack and a wham was heard afterwards.

Then, a new song began to play on the radio.

"I gotta go take a shower," Akagi said as he turned to go to the shower rooms when suddenly Hisashi Mitsui laughed.

"Akagi's trying to escape!" Mitsui called out to everyone.

"Why?" Everybody asked.

"Mitsui!" Akagi cried, turning red. But it was useless. Everybody was already laughing.

Britney Spears' song was playing on the radio as loud and as clear as Akagi's voice whenever it was training time.

"Akagi is an avid fan of Britney Spears!!!" Sakuragi exclaimed at the top of his lungs.

"Shut up, Sakuragi! 50 push-ups tomorrow for you!"

"What? But I didn't do anything wrong!" Sakuragi protested.

"Face it, Akagi. Britney Spears is your guilty pleasure. You fantasize about her all the time!" Mitsui laughed.

Akagi sighed. "Oh okay, I do like her a lot. Well, she's so pretty so I can't help having a crush on her!"

"Is that the reason why up to now you still don't have a girlfriend?" Kiminobu Kogure asked.

Akagi didn't respond.

"Tsk, tsk." Kaede Rukawa whispered.

"50 push-ups for you tomorrow as well, Rukawa!"

"Oh boy," Kogure sighed.

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