The Deeper Darker, Scarier Book Of Hidden Secrets

by TheUltimateBookNerd

Ever heard of the Black Book Of Buried Secrets? IT'S A LIE! That was all a cover-up. So you didn't find this. This book holds their deeper, darker, scarier hidden secrets! Like did you know Fiske used to play *shudders* DORA! The horror! Let the hilariousity ensue. Rated T 'cause I'm tired. Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! R & R?

1. Chapter 1

A/N I was in the bathroom (weird place I know) when I came up with this idea. I decided even though I usually only do Maximum Ride stories, it would be a waste not to put this on.

Chapter 1: Amy's Secrets

Amy POV

"I've gathered all of you, one operative from each Cahill branch to let everyone know the truth. Now that the hunt is done and the Vespers are defeated I know an evil will come upon us all soon because we are Cahills. So I've decided that we must grow close and have no secrets between us. Unfortunately this means even the most embarrassing secrets." I explained to my fellow Cahills.

"Then why are Dan, Fiske, and Nellie here too?" questioned Alistar.

"Yeah you said just one Cahill from each branch!" shouted Reagan.

"Okay fine. I actually picked the best of each branch to be here. And Reagan you shouldn't be talking since you're whole family is here. Plus Alistar the Starlings are here. I wanted Dan, Nellie, and Uncle Fiske with me." I told them crossing my arms.

"Well who's gonna go first then?" Jonah the superstar asked.

"I was hoping someone would volunteer..." I trailed off.

"I believe that since this was your idea Amy you should go first." Ted said.

"Yeah Amy. I would love to know what your secrets are." Ian spoke with a smug smirk on his face.

"Fine but Ian has to be next!" I grumbled but then lightened up seeing the expression on his face, "well here goes nothing." I said as I began to write down every one of my secrets.

1. I've always wanted a nose ring like Nellie

2. I have a strange birthmark shaped like a... toilet on my bum

3. I secretly love Star Wars which is why I get kind of excited when Dan has asthma attacks because he sounds like Darth Vader, my favorite character

4. If I wasn't Dan's sister I would actually think he's kind of cute...

5. I wished I was a Lucian before we found out I'm a Madrigal

6. I have an Elmo poster in the back of my closet

7. I'm jealous of Natalie's looks

8. I hate school

9. I'm a pyro, I was thrilled when I saw the fire in Grace's mansion

10. I secretly hate this idea I came up with

"BLACKMAIL!" Dan cackled running around in circles as I finished.

"So Amy you're jealous of me? I always knew it." Natalie smirked fluffing her hair.

"And I added to her ego." I sighed.

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