A Yu Yu Hakusho Fanfiction:
The Unpredictability of Events
Chapter One: Meeting at Yusuke's House
Disclaimer: I do not by any means own Yu Yu Hakusho, its characters, or anything else that has to do with it. But sometimes I like to dream I do…. ^…^
**Anyway, since this is my first post on fanfiction.net, I will take All REVIEWS! I appreciate everyone's feedback, good or bad, and I think that it might help me grow in writing. Anyhow, this little fanfic is supposed to be humorous about Yu Yu Hakusho, and I don't mean to offend anyone with it (are there fans out there obsessed with Kuwabara?). I plan to add a serious post real soon 'bout a crossover between Rurouni Kenshin and Yu Yu Hakusho. But now, on with the story…
(P.S. I this fan-fiction Yukina has NO idea that Hiei is her brother. So keep that in mind when reading the story and the following chapters)
(View: it's a Saturday afternoon at Yusuke's house. The blinds are drawn and hushed silence has filled the room. Hiei is in the back corner resting against the wall, with his katana sword at his side. Kurama gently sighs, as Yusuke looks up at the ticking clock.)
YUSUKE: (clearly agitated) Where is he! I told him two 'o clock sharp! It's SIX!!!
KURAMA: Maybe he just got lost…
YUSUKE: How could he possibly get lost, he's been at my house so often I've lost track. Plus, this meeting after all is to discuss him…and we all bothered to SHOW UP!!!
HIEI: Well I just have this to say, just when I thought Kuwabara couldn't sink below being a stupid fool; he shows his traits as an incompetent idio---
(Right at this moment a loud commotion is heard outside. The door opens revealing a very battered up Kuwabara.)
HIEI: (mutters under his breath) Like I said, he's an incompetent fool!
(Kuwabara glances his direction. But soon begins giving his own speech~Aka: Like when he states his love for Yukina.)
KUWABARA: It is I the Great KUWABARA, who has come to humble you with my presence!
YUSUKE: Took you long enough! Why weren't you on time; how can you come trouncing in here all high and mighty, and wait (notices soft girls' laughter coming from behind Kuwabara) ---don't tell me you brought along…
KUWABARA: Yep, that's right. I thought that all of us guys could use some company, so I brought along Botan, Keiko, and--- (his eyes turn into hearts) YUKINA!!!
YUSUKE: Oh great!!! You really did it this time Kuwabara!
KURAMA: I have to agree…
HIEI: (shocked for a second, his jaw drops; he then becomes very angry yelling curses at Kuwabara, until Kurama intervenes.)
KURAMA: (stopping Hiei's hand, with a lamp in it, from making contact with Kuwabara's head) STOP IT NOW, HIEI! Control yourself! Kuwabara will always stay Kuwabara, and that will not change by violence!
(Then nodding in the girls' direction)
Plus now we will have to make our guests feel welcome.
(And with that Kurama and Yusuke beckon the girls inside. Kuwabara is still frozen on the ground, seeing his pitiful life flash before his eyes, even though he is in no more danger for the moment. Hiei returns to his spot in the corner and silently stares at the wall.)
(Botan, Keiko, and Yukina enter. They seem just a tad nervous entering the room after what they had heard from outside. But they do not look too nervous, since each has probably been through worse things.)
(They walk into the center of the room.)
BOTAN, KEIKO, (and a quiet) YUKINA: (chime in) Hi, guys!!!
YUSUKE & KURAMA: Hi.
KUWABARA: (still on the floor) HIIII!!!
HIEI: (looking away) Hn…
KUWABARA: Oh don't mind little shortie over there. He does that a lot.
HIEI: (touches the hilt of his sword)
KURAMA: Now Hiei, let's just see what happens next…