(c) All Mario related things belong to Nintendo

(c) Juan belongs to me

Waluigi shuffled into the kitchen, eager to get some nice, refreshing, cold iced tea. As he entered the kitchen, Juan left, holding a glass filled with tea as well. Waluigi didn't pay much attention to the kid, he usually hung around Wario's place.

For some reason, the kid looked up to the two brothers. WHY, Waluigi never knew. But Mona liked him, so Wario never yelled at the boy. Instead he put him to work, not paying him of course.

The purple-clad man took a tall glass from the cabinet and turned toward the fridge's icemaker and got himself a couple of ice cubes. He then sat the glass on the counter and opened the refrigerator door to get his tea.

He reached in and grabbed the pitcher, expecting to find some sort of weight from it, and accidentally slammed it on the top of the rack.

"Waa?" He looked down and saw that the container only had half an inch of tea left in it. His eyes narrowed, recalling Juan walking past him with a glass filled to the brim of iced tea. Waluigi shook with rage and slammed the pitcher on the floor. But it was made of plastic and it only shot back up and hit his shin.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! JUAN, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIIIIIISSSSS!"

He then proceeded to knock everything off the counters, screaming as he did so. Cereal boxes flew, scattering the flakes everywhere. Bread was flying, sugar littered the floor with salt and pepper mixed in it, and silverware was thrown so hard that they stuck to the walls. Even the spoons.

"WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY MAKE MORE TEEEEEAAAAAAA!"

While Waluigi was doing this, Wario just calmly sat back and watched the show, sipping his own iced tea and dodging flying food when they came his way.

Finally Waluigi calmed down, but not after knocking the refrigerator to the floor, smashing the microwave, and ripped a couple of cabinets off the wall.

Wario slurped his tea loudly, getting Waluigi's attention. When he was finished, he stated, "Ya know you're gonna clean dis up, right?"

Waluigi kicked a cereal box and stomped off to get a broom, grumbling under his breath.

Waluigi gets ANGRY when someone drinks the last bit of something and doesn't make any more of it. He will even trash the kitchen.

This is one of my headcanons. I pretty much have only silly headcanons XD