In the Eyes of the Squirrel
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or the squirrel! Otay? Thankies!
I got really bored so I wrote this. It's Link's actions in the eyes of the squirrel!! Please R/R! Thankies!
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Hi. I'm a squirrel. I like to look at interesting things. Here is what I saw today.
I was chilling, flashing off my really big, I mean REALLY big tail in Hyrule Castle Town. Everybody was looking at me saying ' Oh, you're so cute! ' One lady gave me an acorn. It tasted like shit.
All of a sudden this kid jumps in front of me. He had a green hat and a green skirt. I then saw he had a shiny sword and shield. Then, all of a sudden, this firefly popped out of his hate! Oh wait… it's a faerie… anyways….
He stared at me and I stared at him. We stared at each other for a long time. My eyes started hurting… I rubbed them. Then the boy said, " What evil being are you? " He said, trying to sound heroic.
I put my paws on my hips. I'm a frickin' squirrel for crying aloud! The boy knelt down, holding his hand out.
" Come here little fellow! I'm just joking! " He said, laughing. I narrowed my eyes.
I don't believe all this crap. He's probably gonna kill me while I'm not looking! I crawled up to him then bit his hand. He yelped and threw me into oblivion. That was the end of me.
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I bet that was gay but hey! I was bored! Well, ja ne!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or the squirrel! Otay? Thankies!
I got really bored so I wrote this. It's Link's actions in the eyes of the squirrel!! Please R/R! Thankies!
*~*~*~*
Hi. I'm a squirrel. I like to look at interesting things. Here is what I saw today.
I was chilling, flashing off my really big, I mean REALLY big tail in Hyrule Castle Town. Everybody was looking at me saying ' Oh, you're so cute! ' One lady gave me an acorn. It tasted like shit.
All of a sudden this kid jumps in front of me. He had a green hat and a green skirt. I then saw he had a shiny sword and shield. Then, all of a sudden, this firefly popped out of his hate! Oh wait… it's a faerie… anyways….
He stared at me and I stared at him. We stared at each other for a long time. My eyes started hurting… I rubbed them. Then the boy said, " What evil being are you? " He said, trying to sound heroic.
I put my paws on my hips. I'm a frickin' squirrel for crying aloud! The boy knelt down, holding his hand out.
" Come here little fellow! I'm just joking! " He said, laughing. I narrowed my eyes.
I don't believe all this crap. He's probably gonna kill me while I'm not looking! I crawled up to him then bit his hand. He yelped and threw me into oblivion. That was the end of me.
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I bet that was gay but hey! I was bored! Well, ja ne!