Sledding
By Kiki Lelsissia
Summary - When there's snow but no good hills, where do you go sledding? Xigbar has an idea!
Disclaimer - I don't own KH, and I'm surely not responsible if you try this at home!
Warning - Little bit of swearing. Insane Xigbar. Pink duct tape.
Dedicated to Kishiro Kitsune! Thanks for the hilarious idea!
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"Remind me how I got dragged into this again…?" Xemnas muttered, looking down at the contraption lying on the snow covered ground.
"It's a sled, dude. We're going sledding." Xigbar replied.
"There are no hills around here…"
"Yeah Saïx, I know dude. But I got it all planned out."
Xigbar grinned and the other five boys got a bit scared. When Xigbar grinned like that, it was never a good thing.
"So, what's the plan?" Axel asked.
Xigbar pulled out a roll of pink duct tape, attracting odd looks from Roxas and Saïx.
"What? I stole it from Marluxia, okay!"
"Continue, Xigbar." Luxord sighed.
"I vote Xemnas goes first."
"What!" Xemnas shouted.
Xigbar tossed the tape to Axel and then grabbed Xemnas.
"Dude, Axel, help me tape him to the sled!"
Axel laughed. "Sure, whatever."
Roxas raised one eyebrow at the incredibly odd sight. A moment later, Xemnas was thoroughly taped to the sled Xigbar had dug up in his basement. Axel handed the tape back to Xigbar, who stuffed it in his coat pocket.
"Xigbar! Let me off this crazy thing!" Xemnas yelled.
"Are you sure this is safe, Xigbar?" Saïx asked.
Xigbar blinked.
Saïx stared at him, waiting for an answer.
"Hey, Luxord, go get your truck. Oh, and some rope."
Luxord nodded.
A few minutes later, Luxord returned with his truck and some rope. Xigbar grabbed the rope and tied the sled to the back bumper of Luxord's truck, completely ignoring Xemnas' angry yells.
"Let's go sledding! Everyone in the truck! I drive."
Axel immediately got in the back, figuring Luxord would want to be in the passenger seat so he could make sure Xigbar didn't harm his precious truck. Roxas hopped in after Axel, and Saïx followed, simply because he was bored.
"Oh no. Oh no way. No freaking way. LET ME OFF THIS THING!" Xemnas shrieked as Xigbar began to drive.
Xigbar didn't drive that fast at first… until he saw they were approaching the biggest hill in the area.
The little mental light bulb went on.
Xigbar grinned maniacally.
Time to go faster.
He floored the gas pedal.
"Hold on everyone!" Luxord shouted.
"HOLY SHIT!" Xemnas screamed.
When they got to the bottom of the hill, Xigbar floored the brake, parked the truck, and hopped out.
"So, who wants to be next?"
The rest of the color drained from Xemnas' face and he promptly fainted.
No one else said anything.
"Aw, man… I thought it was a good idea…"
They untied the sled (with Xemnas still on it) and put it in the back of the truck. With Luxord driving, they drove home.
When he woke up, Xemnas vowed never to get near Xigbar when he had duct tape ever again.
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A/N - Hmm… a bit short, but I like it. This started up when I was going through some serious writer's block in mid November, and Kishiro Kitsune was kind enough to give me this idea. I quite like how it turned out.
So, happy belated whichever winter holiday you celebrate and happy new year!
Please review!
Thanks!
-Kiki