Trippy experiences
As Finland chopped off his now purple hair, he decided to jump out of his 30 story window and FLY! As he jumped he met a 50 foot tall butterfly named Ralph and they went to the moon together because Finland knew that these butterfly's were from outer space. While on the moon they saw a dinosaur with France's head on it and it charged at Finland because it turned out he was into shotacon. The dinosaur then looked at Finland, as if he were about to devour him when Sweden came in with a giant bazooka and shouted "WE NEED TO GET OUT OFF HERE NAOW !" He then garbed Finland and put him on his magic flying carpet, while Poland the cross-dresser, desperate for some giving out some female fan-service, got Finland an assortment of nuts for his flight. As Finland rode away on the carpet you could here the Fransa-sarus yell, as well as the loud explosions from Sweden's bazooka in the distance. They flew to the nearest star and decided to have a picnic. As Finland began to eat his special ice cream sandwich, Poland ripped it out of his hands and started making out with it when it turned into Norway. Poland was disgusted, as he had only ever been with Lithuania who was his pimp. During Poland's thoughts of disgust Norway got a jet-pack and blew him up with a flamethrower. Norway then smacked him with a double rainbow punch, then flew into the sky as the gods sung in the distance. Then Poland, being like the man girl he is, decided to chase Norway, leaving Finland alone on the distant star. After a few minutes of eating he realized he had ate all of his food. And since he didn't know how long he could last in outer-space without food. He then looked at the butterfly next to him. He began to cry as he muttered a small. "I'm sorry Ralph. . . But its either going to be you or me. . ." Then he began to devour the large insect, slowly beginning to enjoy the taste as he forgot the relationship they had. Then once he was finished, he grew 50 feet tall.
He then leaped into the sky and started drifting through space while shooting down satellites with his eye beams. He then transformed into a meteorite and destroyed Jupiter. Aliens started to attack him but he was to distracted by the rainbows made from their blood. He then decided that he should travel back to Earth and cause the apocalypse. He turned into a mecha and began to blow up many things up. He was then stopped by the total bad-ass Denmark, who told him to go to his room and that he was grounded. He was all like screw you man, I'm MOTHERFUCKING FINLAND and then he shot missiles at him. Since Denmark is such bad-ass and takes shit from nobody, he whistled and a giant mecha, that was Iceland, came out of no where and shot missiles out of its armpits. The missiles went towards Finland, while he was making a loud squawking noise and his arms moved frantically in a way that a t-rex would move. He then exploded from the missile, a large amount of confetti falling from the air as he left this planet. Denmark then looked up into the sky. And muttered "It was for you own good Finny" He slowly walked away from the carnage when all of the sudden Iceland exploded and then everyone died. Except for Denmark. Cause hes bad-ass.
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