I do not own TPI or Pokemon

"Work, stupid thing, work!" Yelled a voice

-click-

"Umm..I think it's working" said another voice.

"Shit! I'm not ready! Umm..I mean.. Hey everyone, my name is Yveltal!"

"And my name's Xerneas"

"And today we bring you our newest show, Total Pokemon Island! Where 40 or so contestants battle it out for the final prize of one million Pokedollars!" exclaimed Yveltal.

"Let's meet our first 10 contestants."

As Yveltal said that, a Wailord docked beside the island and 10 Pokemon stepped out.

The first one was a small bird with a red head. The second was Pokeball like sphere. The third was a blue bat with long thin legs. The fourth was a floating sword. The fifth, sixth, and seventh were all monkeys, one with red hair, one with blue hair, and one with green hair. The eighth was a very small yellow spider. The ninth was a ghost with a stumpy on his head. The tenth was a black bird with a black hat.

"Welcome Fletchling, Voltorb, Zubat, Honedge, Pansear, Panpour, Pansage, Joltik, Phantump, and Murkrow!" said Yveltal, panting after he said all those names.

"10?"asked Xerneas,"wait, but I only see 9."

"I'm down here," screamed Joltik, "and if anyone insults my height, I will kill them"

"Yikes," said Zubat,flying away and crashing into a tree. "Oh yeah, I'm Zubat, by the way... And I'm blind" he said before he fell over and fainted.

"We'll, I'm Fletchling, and I'm playing to win!"

"I'm Voltorb and if I get angry, I WILL EXPLODE!"

"Sir Honedge, at your service"

"We're triplets," said Pansear, Panpour, and Pansage, "and we're gonna be the final three."

"I'm Phantump...and I wanna die..."

"Murkrow, pleased to make your...acquaintance"

"Well," said Xerneas, "guess who the author made the villain"

"FOURTH WALL" screamed a voice.

"Wait, Egridos?" asked Yveltal, "aren't you supposed to be in Dark Arcanine 33's TPI?"

"I got kicked out early cause I was too annoying" replied Egridos.

"I can see why," said Yveltal, "anyways, since I'm too lazy to kick you off my island, I guess you can join our TPI. I guess you count as our debut"

"Wait", said Pansage, "isn't it unfair since he's evolved and we're not?"

Others nodded in agreement.

"Trust me," said Xerneas, with a smirk,"he's on the same level as you guys, if not lower."

"Hey!" said Egridos.

"Anyways, looks like our next 10 contestants are here!" Exclaimed Yveltal.

Another Wailord swam next to the island and 10 other Pokemon were dropped off. The first one was a candle with a blue flame. The second one was a blue penguin. The third was a orange lizard with a flame on his tail. The fourth was a light blue frog with a bubble like scarf. The fifth was a green dinosaur with a leaf on her head. The sixth was an orange chicken. The seventh was a green serpent like Pokemon. The eighth was an ice cream. The ninth was a sheep with blue skin and the last one was a grey bug.

"Welcome, Litwick, Piplup, Charmander, Froakie, Chikoreta, Torchic, Snivy, Vanillite, Mareep, and Nicada!" said Yveltal.

"Hey, everyone. Name's Litwick and I will use my brain to win this competition"

"Second villain" said Xerneas.

"FOURTH WALL"

"Shut up!" Said Yveltal, "God, now I know why Mew hates you"

"Um..anyways, I'm Piplup and I'm gonna try my hardest at this game."

"I'm Charmander and I'm so badass, I won't even need to try to win this game."

"I am Froakie, and I am participating in this game to try to find true peace."

"Um..What?" Asked Yveltal.

"He's been saying that the whole ride," said Chikoreta, "anyways, I'm Chikoreta and I wanna have fun in this game, if you know what I mean." As she said that, she winked to the boys. They all took a step back.

"I'm Torchic, and I wanna train to be the best at fighting!"

"Hello! My name is Snivy and I believe the only reason I am here is because the author needed a gentleman stereotype."

"FOURTH WALL"

"SHUT UP"

"I'm Vanillite and I'm just here for the food. Oh, and by the way, when do we get some, I'm hungry."

"Great. A Laxish rip-off" said Egridos.

"Umm..h-hello..I'm M-Mareep." as she said this, she ran and hid behind a tree.

"Hey everyone, I'm Nincada, and wow, is this island great or what. Y, it's better than Xpected" Nincada chuckled to himself while every else just groaned.

"Five bucks he's voted out first" said Yveltal.

"Deal" said Xerneas.

"Let's meet our next 10 contestants!"

A third Wailord came and 10 Pokemon were dropped out. The first one was two gears linked together. The second was a Pokemon with a very long tongue. The third was a pink ball with leaves coming out of her head. The fourth was a yellowish...thing. The fifth was a purple pile of slime. The sixth was a purple snake. The seventh was a metal ball with two magnets. The eighth was a blue and pink robot. The ninth was a heart shaped fish, and the final one was a dark purple ball with purple fog surrounding him.

"Say hello to Klink, Lickytung, Hoppip, Dunsparce, Ditto, Ekans, Magnemite, Porygon, Luvdisk, and Ghastly!"

"Hi, klink, sorry if,klink, my klinking annoys you, klink"

"I like licking things...sorry if that sounds perverted"

"BUTTERFLY RAINBOWS"

"Can someone carry me, the ride broke my cane and I have trouble walking."

"I'm Ditto and watch out cause you never know where I'm hiding!" He said as he turned into a bush.

"Hello everyone. My name issss Ekanssss and if anyone needsss their dirty work done I'll do it, but for a price."

"Great, we got two villains and a mercenary. What could ever go wrong?" said Xerneas sarcastically.

"I guess you could say he's very "snakey" said Nincada.

"Oh god..."

"I'm Magnemite and I'm not that brave."

"BOO!" Screamed Ekans

"Ahhhhh!" screamed Magnemite as he ran away.

"I am Porygon. If anyone needs specific information, you may ask me"

"I'm Luvdisk, and I just wanna have a good time, man"

"Heyo! I'm Ghastly and I'm here to make some friends!"

"Are we done yet," asked Charmander, "my legs are starting to get tired.

"We still have 8 more to go and then I'll show you around the island. Oh look, here they come!" Said Yveltal.

The fourth and final Wailord came and brought the final 8 Pokemon. The first was a blue dragon with black hair. The second was a green ball in green goo. The third was a grey bulky Pokemon. The fourth was a white electric eel. The fifth was a green flower like Pokemon. The sixth was a bud like Pokemon. The seventh was a white Pokemon with green hair and red horns, and the final one was a big light blue dinosaur.

"Hello Deino, Solosis, Machop, Tynamo, Petilil, Budew, Ralts, and Amaura!"

"Whatever..."

"I think I have a good chance of winning"

"If anyone gets in my way," said Machop, "I'm gonna rip them apart!"

"Hey man," said Luvdisk, "no need to fight, dude"

"My name's Tynamo and I'm gonna win so fast that no one will know what happened!"

"Petilil, and I hope we can become friends"

"I am the magician, Budew!", exclaimed Budew as he attempted to pull something out of his hat, but nothing came out, "alright, I'm not a good magician, but a magician nonetheless!"

"I am Ralts, and I am a fortune teller"

"I bet she's fake and just pretends to tell your fortune" said Machops. Ralts glared at him.

"Oh, I'm getting something, yes, the spirits tell me you will not survive past Episode 2"

"FOUR-"said Egridos, as Yveltal taped his mouth shut.

"Why you little-"

"Enough," screamed Xerneas, "just get on with the intro.

"Um..I'm Amaura and I hope I can win this.

"There! Yveltal, start the first challenge, I need to go drink this off"said Xerneas, as he teleported away.

And that's a wrap! What will happen during the first challenge? Will Nincada keep telling bad puns? Will the villains already start plotting? And will I get copyright infringement for using Dark Arcanine 33's Egridos? (Hopefully not) Find out next time on Total Pokemon Island!

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