Desuka: pssst... it's me…you know, Desuka! Well you know I love Amuto, but either than that other couples in Shugo chara doesn't matter to me. But Kutau catches my eye! So I made this ha ha ha ha…enjoy!

Amu: WAIT! Is this a one shot?

Desuka: I don't like one shots but maybe…as I I've said enjoy…

Ikuto: WAIT! Is there any other characters?

Desuka: Perhaps, well Yaya and Amu, and you for sure if it's not a one shot now…enjoy…

Utau: WAIT! Is this a funny story?

Desuka: OF COURSE IT IS! Well if it's a one shot it probably isn't that funny, but if Desuka wrote it…of course it will be funny! So enjoy the story…

Kukai: WAIT! Is thei-

Desuka: SHUT THE FUCK UP! EVERYONE FOR THE FIFTH TIME ENJOY!

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Note: Kukai is like um…let's say…19. Utau is 23. Fast-forward oooh.

:.:I DO NOT OWN SHUGO CHARA:.:

"Oi, I can't practice when you play like that!" Kukai teased his teammates, they weren't as good as him in soccer but they were pretty good and took offense easily.

"YOU ASKED FOR IT SOUMA-KUN!" the black haired one replied he gave one fly kick up in the air and the ball went higher than it was supposed to and flew over the fence. They couldn't see where it went it was a normal fence you see at homes but it was a normal soccer field. Kukai turned and watched his friend.

"You go get it," Kukai commanded.

"You get it! You need the extra exercise, the game…remember?"

"I hate it when you make sense," He mumbled and walked past his teammates and hopped over the fence.

"I hope he didn't fart on us…"

Kukai when he reached over the fence he saw an open road, lots of trees and buildings but there were scarcely any people, they were playing on the soccer field their coach takes them to. He scanned for the ball and he finally saw it but it was in someone's hand.

"Did you throw this ball at me?" a tall blonde girl asked…then he realized who it was Hoshina Utau, singer and former Easter agent.

"No, my friend did...what's up?" He asked casually. She looked at him as if he didn't know who she was.

"Don't what's up me! Some one hit me with the friggin ball and I demand to know who the person is so I can ruin there life!" Utau screamed.

"Um, Utau…" Kukai muttered trying to calm her down.

"'Utau?' why are you calling me that!? Do you even know me?" She asked.

"Yes…remember I was a guardian? Helped catch the embryo…you know Hinamori Amu's friend?" Kukai reminded her.

"Oh the one on a flying skateboard? You look…different." She said she looked at him from head to toe…he was tall had more abs it seemed and had the same hairstyle…well he was the same, but had a different vibe. "Anyway, I demand to know who this person is…I will do horrible things to them! Horrible things, skate board dude, horrible things!"

"I won't tell you, he is my friend." Kukai said his arms crossed over his chest.

"Fine then you will pay the price…" she warned her face coming close to his he blushed, "the price of my new cell phone your so called 'friend' knocked out my hand with that fucking ball! I expect my pay tomorrow afternoon at 3…my apartment, I need that money. The building is two blocks away from the third bus stop, the yellow one. My brother lives there…" She moved her face away from his, "So don't be late, and let him see you there he'll call me a pedophile when really he is the one…anyway I am late, and you better bring my money! I need it!"

"Uh…Utau…wait!" Kukai tried to stop her but she was had already left. Kukai blushed…apartment? He stood straight and decided t worry about an important matter…where will he get the money from? How much does she want? How is he supposed to get there? What should he wear? Why does he have so much gas?

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Next day 3:00

Kukai POV

I ran the two blocks but I made it. It was a tall building that was a light shade of yellow it looked pretty modern and there were people peeking at me from the windows it made me feel weird.

"What now…" I whispered to myself when Utau appeared.

"Hurry up…Ikuto is coming home soon…he says he is bringing home a date too, and boy will I be up at night if she's anything like….why are we talking…where is the money?" She asked her hands out. Damn, I kind of wanted to see what her apartment looked like. I put $134 in her hands. She looked at me as if I was a sumo wrestler who just burped in her face after eating my 45th meal for the day. It was certainly a deadly look.

"You idiot! It was way more than that! Oh no…what am I supposed to do?" She said her head falling in her hands when suddenly she sprung up. "Ikuto…he is coming…oh no," She grabbed my hand and pulled me into the building. Yay! Utau's apartment. We ran into the elevator and we kept going up and up. She looked at me maliciously and I tensed. I put my hands in the pocket of my jeans. Her purple eyes matching with her purple pants and white tank top continued to glare at me. I looked away now. Then the elevator stopped and she dragged me around the hallway through a door and we entered her apartment.

"Okay, you go in the closet, he knows I am home if I am missing…he will look into this and some how he will find out trust me." She hastily said as she stuffed me in the closet. Promptly Ikuto strutted in.

"Hey," She said and before she could say another word he spoke.

"Why are you by the closet?"

"Why are you asking so much questions?"

"Whose in the closet?"

"Whose your date?"

"She's on her way…who is in the closet?"

"No one is in the friggin closet!"

"Really I guess I'll just…"

"Ikuto!" A voice called from behind. Then Amu appeared behind him, her hair had gotten longer and she had gotten a little taller.

"Oh Amu, is your date this time…" Utau said. I listened from the closet I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Tadase will be so mad…he'll drink until morning.

"Oh, Utau-chan, it's not like that I was here to…" she began but she trailed off then her eyes went like daggers and glared at Ikuto, "You set me up didn't you?"

"Pedophile…" Utau coughed.

"Closet…" Ikuto coughed.

"Well, I'll be going then…" Amu said. I was glad tadase wouldn't freak out now. Wait…no there was more.

"You're not going anywhere," Ikuto said he slung his arm around Amu…for I can see through walls…not really I am guessing.

"Get your arm off of me… I am not staying so you can do something perverted to me!" Amu cried. I knew he put his arm around her.

"Why not it will be fun…" I think I heard him whisper.

"Perve-" she was cut off. Then I heard a door open and close. Then the closet door opened and I fell out and on Utau's…

"get off pervert!" Utau screamed a little too loud because Amu and Ikuto, still holding each other with their hair messed up, busted out the room and stared blankly at us. In that position, I could imagine, I quickly jumped away from her.

"Kukai…?" Amu asked.

"Pedophile…" Ikuto teased.

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Desuka: R&R!

Amu: Why is there always Amuto?

Desuka: Because, I would eat a lizard, my worst fear since I was 4, for you guys to end up together!

Ikuto: Seriously?

Desuka: Yes.

Amu: Woah, what about for Rimahiko?

Desuka: uh...hell to the no!It's a lizard we are talking about!

Amu: weird child...