Disclaimer I don't own Zelda or Monty Python I just felt like do this spoof
Narrator: In this picture there are 47 people none of them can be seen, in this film we hope to show you how not to be seen
Narrator: This is Mr.Volvagia of Fire Temple Death Mountain He cannot be seen, now I'm going to ask him to stand up Mr.Volvagia would you stand up please.
Volvagia emerges from his fire pit and his shoot in the head with an arrow
Narrator: This demonstrates the value of not being seen
Narrator: In this picture we cannot see of Zora's Domain would you stand up please
Ruto stands up from hiding behind the scarecrow at lake Hylia and is shot in the head with an arrow
Narrator: This is Mr.Mildo of Kokiri Forest Mr.Mildo would you stand up please………Mr.Mildo has learned the first rule of not being seen, not to stand up however he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover
The gossip stone he's hiding behind blows up
Narrator: Mr.Kafei of Clock Town Termania has presented us with a poser we cannot tell which bush he is behind however we can soon find out
The bush on the left explodes then the bush on the right explodes, finally the bush in the middle explodes
Kafei: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Narrator: Yes it was the middle one
Narrator: Mr. Link and Ms. Zelda chose a very cunning way of not being seen when we called at their house we found they had gone on 2 weeks holiday however a neighbor told us where they were
Hyrule castle blows up
Narrator: And he is the neighbor who told us where they were
Shows an image of Ganon blowing up
Narrator: And here is where he lived
Ganon's Tower blows up
Narrator: And here is where he was born
Gerudo Valley blows up
The Narrator who is revealed to be Navi starts to laugh
Navi: And now for something completely different
Navi blows up
THE END!