Hey so this is my first fanfic and I hope you like it. Pretty please with bambie eyes review... Or I will send Total after you. I don't own maximum ride but I should… actually I don't own anything.
Dylan POV
I stared at the bags of colorful dog food on the shelves at Target. Which one would Total enjoy the most? I didn't want to disappoint him; he is a good friend, unlike most of the members of Max's flock. Especially the one called Fang. I turned to Angel, who volunteered to go to the store with me.
"Hey Ang, which bag of dog food should I buy?" I asked. She stopped humming and said in a sing-song voice, "Meaty Greedy, yea!" I wondered why she was singing so horribly in the middle of Target. She took her head phones out and said," Oh and by the way, don't call me Ang, or you will regret it severely."
I paid for the bag of Meaty Greedy and flew home with Ang.
Angel POV
My eyes narrowed. "I told you not to call me Ang," I growled. He looked confused, "Wait I never called you Ang?" I laughed. That idiot. "I can read minds you hot freak!" "What?" "Nothing."
A few minutes later he called my name again. "Hey Angel," I sighed. "What?" I said wishing I didn't have to talk to him and Max didn't force me to go to Target with him. "Ummmm Angel, can you perhaps, take the dog food?" I glared at him," And why would I do that?" Then I realized that the dog food must be for Total. Not telling him that Total hates dog food with all his heart and will take the anger out on him would be perfect revenge.
He seemed nervous. "Well, I kind of forgot to um put a belt on this morning and well, you know," He said. "Fine," I sighed not liking this one bit. But of course, with my luck, Dylan's pants fell right as he was handing me the dog food.
"Aww Dylan! Pink peace sign boxers! Seriously?" I shrieked. Oh great, I thought, I'm scared for life. I am never going to get that image out of my head. Dylan went to fix his pants but the second he let go of the dog food I plummeted to the earth. Oh fun, really, this is just great.
"Don't drop the dog food!" Dylan yelled down after me. So I didn't drop the dog food and I landed in somebody's pool; while they were in it. "Opps sorry, "I said, "Just trying to save a bag of dog food."
Total POV
"Where is that pizza I ordered? I thought you told Dylan to pick it up over an hour ago!" I yelled. Fang for whatever reason trying to hold back laughter. "Yep," he said," He'll be back with your food soon."
The next moment Dylan walked in with Angel trudging behind him. Why was Angel soaking wet. Wait, was Dylan holding DOG FOOD! Before I could scream or anything, Fang interrupted. "Angel, what happened?" He asked.
"Oh I don't know, I was just falling to my death because of that stupid dog food when the stupid bird kid told me not to drop the stupid dog food. And I didn't."
I started hyperventilating. "You brought me dog food?" I asked as calmly as I could; which just for you information wasn't at all calm. Fang and angel stepped back as Dylan just stood there looking dumb. "How insulting," I said, "buying me dog food,"
"Wait, I thought you liked dog food," Dylan said. He probably would have said more but I jumped on him and ate him whole. "Wait!" Fang screamed, "let me get my video camera!"
Dylan's last words before I ate him were were, "you stupid talking Scottie!" Angel clapped and I took a bow. Fang came back and said,"AWW, come on! I missed it!" he sighed, "well, at least now he's dead… Let's throw a party!"
And that is just what they did
A/N) so there it is. Hope you liked it. Sorry about all the OOC-ness. Please review.