A/N: I had this idea today, though I'm working on a different Elsanna. I plan on do more of this universe because it is funny. But I don't know when. A second drabble can never be written, though. So this is a very random thing.

YES! THIS IS ELSANNA! THIS IS INCEST! BE WARNED!'

I don't own Frozen, Disney do.

Anna is a cheerleader, Elsa the ace of school in sports. In Anna's cheers she always say something with double meaning. They are sisters and secretly have an incestuous relationship.

#1

The gymnasium was roaring. The basketball game was in its fourth and last time. The players were drenched in sweat and the fatigue were visible in their faces. Arendelle High was in a cruel draw with the other team. Elsa, the team's ace, was about to make a move that could change the game's direction.

"Gimme an E!" A very cheerful voice started. It was Anna, the head cheerleader and also Elsa's younger sister. The other girls followed her. "Gimme a L! Gimme a S! Gimme an A! Go, go, ELSA!" The chorus somehow managed to boost Elsa's self-confidence.

"Go, Elsa! If you get this, I'm gonna do you sweets things that all the neighborhood will hear your moans!" Anna shouted like it was nothing. It was nothing indeed. Everyone looked at the red-haired girl with her sudden outburst, but then started to scream 'go, Elsa, go', because they were used with the girl's weirdness.

"Anna, please!" Elsa reprehended with a flushed face. Every game was the same, Anna always managed to embarrass her. But the little bribe hit the target. Elsa slightly twisted the corner of her lips imagining what those sweet things could be.

It was a free two points launch. Elsa inhaled deeply. Her heart was shaking crazily against her ribcage. All the trembling in her hand vanished. She raised her arms and threw the ball with cirurgical precision. Straight into the basket. The countdown reached zero, indicating the end of the game. The gymnasium roared louder.

Elsa smiled and cheered with her teammates. She couldn't wait to arrive at home.

- Next day at school -

It was already lunch time and Elsa looked tired and was glancing worriedly to a box between her hands on the table.

"Hey, Elsa, you don't look fine. What's in the box?" A kind make voice asked. It was Kristoff, one of her best friends.

"I'm fine, really. It's…. That… I'm still tired from yesterday's game." What a lie, Elsa thought to herself. "This is the leftover of chocolate cake Anna bake me yesterday." Elsa sighed.

"Oh, that." Kristoff was at the game and he'd heard Anna's infamous bribe. It was only making sweets after all; they always worry for nothing. "Why the worry face then? Is it not good?"

"It is good. But you see, my guts disagreed and decided I'd have light food poisoning. My body is still sore from the pain." Well, it was half of the true. For that, she had a pill and the pain was gone.

"I see. Hahah!" Kristoff laughed hard. "I wouldn't want to eat it if I were you too!" He added patting Elsa's shoulders. She sighed almost crying.

Elsa glanced at her sister on the other side of the lunch room. Anna was smiling cheerfully. She overflowed energy. Elsa wondered how Anna managed to have so much energy after the hectic lewd night they had.

Drabble #1 – END