In the year 201X, all seems well in the Smash Bros Kingdom. Nintendo All-Stars prepare for a new year at the Smash Academy, an invite-only preparatory high school. The impregnable eyebrows of the student council president enforce the academy's ironclad rules.
Without invitation or authorization, one fiery tomboy infiltrates the Smash Academy. Daisy in her dress walks down the dilapidated streets leading to the towering Smash Academy, bearing a sack of sports equipment and a ferocious scowl. She bites off part of a lemon and sneers at the Smash Academy's classroom tower. Daisy asks, "What's so great about a high school that doesn't even have sports?" She swallows the remainder of lemon and clenches a fist. "I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind! Oh yeah!"
Peach stands atop the titanium gate of Smash Academy, looking down on her subjects entering. Her fierce, gargantuan eyebrows furrow as she notices one subject not in uniform. Peach pounds the top of the gate with her parasol. Standing firmly, Peach clasps both hands on the parasol's handle and a blinding light radiates behind her. Peach shouts, "Pig in human clothing, how dare you enter the Smash Academy!" Her eyebrows probe Daisy's sporty soul.
Daisy responds, "HI I'M DAISY! Your school needs more sports!" She takes a soccer ball out of her bag with a smirk.
Peach's noble brow furrows. She stamps her parasol again and commands, "Students of Smash Academy! Those chosen by Sakurai! Show this pig in human clothing our athletic prowess!" Every character in the Brawl roster takes a baseball bat and soccer ball out of their backpack and throws them at Daisy. A mound of sports equipment buries a bruised and battered Daisy in her dress.
"Not... fair..." Daisy mutters. "That... doesn't... count..." Tears of rage stream down her swollen face. Did Daisy underestimate the sports program at Smash Academy? How could the academy have so many masters of sporting goods if none of the students rely on sports games to fill a resume?
An angelic chorus in Daisy's head sings, "HALLELUJAH!"
A voice awakens in Daisy's head. "Don't give up, Daisy!" Daisy In Her Sports Outfit (DIHSO) waves two pompoms while shouting. "OH YEAH! HI I'M DAISY! HOT STUFF!" She turns around and puts both pompoms on her backside while gyrating her hips. "This game needs..." DIHSO thrusts her pelvis left and right repeatedly. "MORE SPORTS!" DIHSO kicks a soccer ball. "MORE SPORTS!" DIHSO swings a golf club. "MORE SPORTS!" DIHSO throws a baseball. "So give them more sports!" DIHSO runs in place while holding a megaphone. "COME ON DAISY! WOOHOO!"
A sporty orange light erupts from the pile of baseballs and soccer balls. Daisy in her dress emerges from the pile of sporting goods as DIHSO. The fire in her eyes shows her determination to join the roster of SSB4.
The Brawl roster stares blankly at DIHSO. Peach stares into DIHSO's soul with her invincible eyebrows. "So this is your game, pig in athletic clothing," she says. "You think you should join us as a newcomer with only sports moves." Peach slams her parasol to the ground with both hands clasping the handle. A divine aura shines behind her. "I accept your challenge on one condition!" A short but well-built boxer walks out from the gate of Smash Academy, shadow boxing while approaching the challenger. Peach continues, "We have already accepted a star athlete for the next year at Smash Academy. Defeat him and you may pass."
Little Mac star-punches DIHSO so hard that she turned into a color swap of Peach. And all is well at Smash Academy.
CONTINUE?