A quick drabble to get me out of writers block…probably funnier in my head….
Sooner or later there comes a time when every couple must make it or break it. This is what would happen if Hidan and Kakuzu couldn't make it work….
"…..why…..why…that fucken bastard….why….?"
Deidara heard a mournful sound echoing from the normally vacant room of Hidan and upon further investigation found it to be not so vacant. His eyes fell upon Hidan, his head down on a desk as he groaned.
"Ahh….what's the matter Hidan hmm?"
"It finally happened…..Kakuzu and I are divorced…." The Jashinist sighed.
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that yeah…"
"It's not the divorce I'm upset about…he…he…that money loving bastard….he got everything in the divorce! Fucken Everything!" Hidan spat. "The old geezer got everything, even my pants!"
Deidara's eyes, against his will, looked down the slope of Hidan's back only to see the horrifying crack of disgust. 'EWWW!' The blonde held his mouth ready to braff.
"The bastard got everything…..everything but my scythe…..and Zetzu here." Hidan reached over across the desk and pulled a vase filled with water, colored pebbles and a very irritated looking Zetzu.
"Kakuzu that fat bitch even got Kisame!"
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"Good Kisame." Kakuzu said as he flicked fish food into Kisame's bowl and watched him devour the little flakes hungrily. "Good boy."
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"Gahhh! The bastard got everything! Fuck him! Fuck him! He took my pants and sold them on ebay! And there's no telling who he sold my underwear too! I have nothing Deidara! Ahhh! I needa hug you blonde bitch! Come here!" The very naked Hidan stood up and, holding the watered Zetzu in his hand near his lower region, walked forward to Deidara.
"Back the fuck away from me hmm!" Deidara yelled running away like a madman with Hidan in hot pursuit.
Zetzu closed his eyes in horror as Hidan's private bounced playfully in front of his face as he chased after Deidara.
'Why couldn't Kakuzu have take me too! Damn you Kisame you lucky ass!'
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"Okay Kisame….get ready…."
Kakuzu snapped a film marker in place. "Jaws Five Scene 23 ACTION!"
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THE END OF THE RANDOM DRABBLE!
~HornyWolf